Latest revision as of 04:22, 19 December 2012

This is an attempt to figure out how old people are; it's a work in progress, please be patient.

[edit] Concrete Dates

Parson Gotti – Born December 7, 1982 (25 years at the launch of the comic) ^Erf-b1-p037a
With 6 leap years, and a day being equal to a turn, Parson would be (365 * 25) + 6 or 9131 turns at the start of The Battle for Gobwin Knob.
Artemis – 1854 as of Love Is a Battlefield ^Erf-b2-pT50

King Slately – Roughly 3000 turns ^Erf-b2-pT33
Don King – At least 415 turns ^Erf-b2-pT5
- Don was popped, became King at 15 turns, took a tour of Transylvito of unknown duration, and hasn't left the capital in over 400 turns.
Mary Sagittari – About 1700 turns ^Erf-b2-pT55
Prince Tramennis – Over 1700 turns ^Erf-b2-pT55.
- He was there to approve the proposed popping of Mary, after all.
Ansom – At least 476 turns ^Erf-b2-pT50.
- Being only Level 2 in the flashback, it's likely he isn't much older.
Fud – Less than 66 turns. ^Erf-b2-pT4
- Vurp was the last living Hobgobwin after TBFGK; all other Hobs were popped in the 66 turns since then.
Zhopa – Between 63 and 66 turns^Erf-b1.5-p23
- He's been around since at least the 3rd turn after TBFGK
Jillian Zamussels – At least 700 turns^Erf-b2-pT6
- It is unclear from "In her days of swinging steel for Shmuckers" if she was a mercenary for Faq or a barbarian. If she was a barbarian, then Jillian is at least 900 turns (700 turns of barbarian + 200 turns since being called Princess + however many turns between IPTSF and the Fall of Faq and however many turns when she was called Princess)
Prince Sammy Haggar – At least 200 turns^Erf-b2-pT7
- "[Sammy] gained more respect for old Dickie than he'd had in hundreds of turns."

Jillian Zamussels – Over 200 turns when WRECD was formed ^{IPTSF Text 27}
- It is unknown how long Jillian allowed people to call her Princess before that.
- It is unknown how many turns have passed since then.
Vinny Doombats – Over 200 turns before he visited Transylvito for the first time^Erf-b1.5-p17
- It is unknown how many turns have passed since then.
Stanley – At least 200 turns between the fall of Faq and LIAB^Erf-b2-pT27
- Stanley kept the location of Faq a secret for "hundreds of turns"; this could be anywhere from 200 to 1999 turns.
- It is unknown how many turns Stanley had before Faq.

Wanda Firebaugh
- Popped after: Overlord Firebaugh, Atomic Firebaugh, Delphi Temple, Clay Dice, Olive Branch, Jack Snipe, Marie
- Popped before: Jillian Zamussels^{IPTSF Text 34}
Ace Hardware
- Popped after: Holly Shortcake ^Erf-b2-pT30
- Popped before:
Prince Tramennis
- Popped after: Victor, Lustrius
- Popped before: Prince Ossomer^Erf-b1.5-p40, Mary Sagittari, Ansom ^Erf-b2-pT29
Stanley
- Popped after: King Saline IV^Erf-b1-p79
- Popped before:
Sizemore Rockwell
- Popped after: King Saline IV^Erf-b1-p78
- Popped before:
Artemis
- Popped after: Prince Forthewin^Erf-b2-pT50
- Popped before: Prince Ansom^Erf-b2-pT50
Jillian Zamussels
- Popped after: Wanda Firebaugh, Jack Snipe, Marie
- Popped before: Bart Lightrail^{IPTSF Text 29}
Vurp
- Popped after:
- Popped before: Fud^Erf-b2-pT4

This is based on the assumption that the names in LIAB Text 33 are in chronological order. The only definite numbers are 1, 2, 3 and 16 out of 23.

I'm assuming Ansom is older than Ossomer, since Ansom handed the 'pliers to him in LIAB Text 29

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 *[[Ansom]] – At least 476 turns {{erf|2|T50}}.
 **Being only Level 2 in the flashback, it's likely he isn't much older.
+*[[Fud]] – Less than 66 turns. {{erf|2|T4}}
+**Vurp was the last living Hobgobwin after TBFGK; all other Hobs were popped in the 66 turns since then.
+*[[Zhopa]] – Between 63 and 66 turns{{erf|1.5|23}}
+**He's been around since at least the 3rd turn after TBFGK
+*[[Jillian Zamussels]] – At least 700 turns{{erf|2|T6}}
+**It is unclear from "In her days of swinging steel for Shmuckers" if she was a mercenary for Faq or a barbarian. If she was a barbarian, then Jillian is at least 900 turns (''700 turns of barbarian + 200 turns since being called Princess + however many turns between IPTSF and the Fall of Faq and however many turns when she was called Princess'')
+*Prince [[Sammy]] Haggar – At least 200 turns{{erf|2|T7}}
+**"[Sammy] gained more respect for old Dickie than he'd had in hundreds of turns."
 ==In Relation to Events==
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 *[[Vinny Doombats]] – Over 200 turns before he visited Transylvito for the first time{{erf|1.5|17}}
 **It is unknown how many turns have passed since then.
+*[[Stanley]] – At least 200 turns between the fall of [[Faq]] and LIAB{{erf|2|T27}}
+**Stanley kept the location of Faq a secret for "hundreds of turns"; this could be anywhere from 200 to 1999 turns.
+**It is unknown how many turns Stanley had before Faq.
 =Ages Relative to Other Characters=