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Contents 1 Concrete Dates 2 Approximate Dates 2.1 In Relation to Love is a Battlefield 2.2 In Relation to Events 3 Relative Dates 3.1 Jetstone Royal Family

Concrete Dates

• Parson Gotti – Born December 7, 1982 (25 years at the launch of the comic) ^Erf-b1-p037a
  With 6 leap years, and a day being equal to a turn, Parson would be (365 * 25) + 6 or 9131 turns at the start of The Battle for Gobwin Knob.
• Artemis – 1854 as of Love Is a Battlefield ^Erf-b2-pT50

Approximate Dates

In Relation to Love is a Battlefield

• King Slately – Roughly 3000 turns ^Erf-b2-pT33
• Don King – At least 415 turns ^Erf-b2-pT5
  • Don was popped, became King at 15 turns, took a tour of Transylvito of unknown duration, and hasn't left the capital in over 400 turns.
• Mary Sagittari – About 1700 turns ^Erf-b2-pT55
• Prince Tramennis – Over 1700 turns ^Erf-b2-pT55.
  • He was there to approve the proposed popping of Mary, after all.
• Ansom – At least 476 turns ^Erf-b2-pT50.
  • Being only Level 2 in the flashback, it's likely he isn't much older.

In Relation to Events

• Jillian Zamussels – Over 200 turns when WRECD was formed ^{IPTSF Text 27}
  • It is unknown how long Jillian allowed people to call her Princess before that.
  • It is unknown how many turns have passed since then.
• Vinny Doombats – Over 200 turns before he visited Transylvito for the first time^Erf-b1.5-p17
  • It is unknown how many turns have passed since then.

Relative Dates

• Wanda Firebaugh
  • Popped after: Atomic Firebaugh, Delphi Temple, Clay Dice, Olive Branch, Jack Snipe, Marie
  • Popped before: Jillian Zamussels^{IPTSF Text 34}
• Ace Hardware
  • Popped after: Holly Shortcake ^Erf-b2-pT30
  • Popped before:
• Prince Tramennis
  • Popped after:
  • Popped before: Prince Ossomer^Erf-b1.5-p40, Mary Sagittari, Ansom ^Erf-b2-pT29
• Stanley
  • Popped after: King Saline IV^Erf-b1-p79
  • Popped before:
• Sizemore Rockwell
  • Popped after: King Saline IV^Erf-b1-p78
  • Popped before:
• Artemis
  • Popped after: Prince Forthewin^Erf-b2-pT50
  • Popped before: Prince Ansom^Erf-b2-pT50
• Jillian Zamussels
  • Popped after: Wanda Firebaugh, Jack Snipe, Marie
  • Popped before: Bart Lightrail^{IPTSF Text 29}

Jetstone Royal Family

This is based on the assumption that the names in LIAB Text 33 are in chronological order. The only definite numbers are 1, 2, 3 and 16 out of 23.

I'm assuming Ansom is older than Ossomer, since Ansom handed the 'pliers to him in LIAB Text 29

• 1. Victor
• 2. ???
• 3. Lustrius
• Titas
• Forthewin
• Wonderloaf

—9 more—

• 16. Tramennis
• ???
• Ansom
• ???
• Ossomer