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===Day 1===
===Day 1===
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<ol><li>Title page: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/001.jpg Giant Elvii create the world; Marbits buy extra troops]</li>
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<ol><li>[[TBFGK 1|Title page]]: Giant Elvii create the world; Marbits buy extra troops</li>
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<li>Page 2: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/002.jpg Manpower the Temporary bites it, tastes key lime pie; Wanda introduced, her bad day gets worse]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 2|Page 2]]: Manpower the Temporary bites it, tastes key lime pie; Wanda introduced, her bad day gets worse</li>
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<li>Page 3: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/003.jpg Wanda returns to Gobwin Knob via dwagon]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 3|Page 3]]: Wanda returns to Gobwin Knob via dwagon</li>
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<li>Page 4: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/004.jpg Bogroll, Stanley introduced; former demonstrates lack of guile; latter busts a nut]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 4|Page 4]]: Bogroll, Stanley introduced; former demonstrates lack of guile; latter busts a nut</li>
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<li>Page 5: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/005.jpg Wanda & Stanley talk strategy; Wanda brings up summoning spell]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 5|Page 5]]: Wanda & Stanley talk strategy; Wanda brings up summoning spell</li>
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<li>Page 6: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/006.jpg Stanley orders Wanda to buy spell & cast it herself; Bogroll lives up to his name]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 6|Page 6]]: Stanley orders Wanda to buy spell & cast it herself; Bogroll lives up to his name</li>
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<li>Page 7: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/007.jpg Jillian, Ansom introduced; Ansom makes pass at Jillian]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 7|Page 7]]: Jillian, Ansom introduced; Ansom makes pass at Jillian</li>
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<li>Page 8: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/008.jpg Night falls; Ansom discusses scouting with/continues to make passes at Jillian; Jillian bivouacs in the open field]</li></ol>
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<li>[[TBFGK 8|Page 8]]: Night falls; Ansom discusses scouting with/continues to make passes at Jillian; Jillian bivouacs in the open field</li></ol>
===Day 2===
===Day 2===
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<ol start="9"><li>Page 9: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/009.jpg Jillian goes scouting; "ORLY?"]</li>
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<ol start="9"><li>[[TBFGK 9|Page 9]]: Jillian goes scouting; "ORLY?"</li>
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<li>Page 10: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/010.jpg Jillian hits a target of opportunity; Webinar, Dora introduced, sent after Jillian]</li></ol>
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<li>[[TBFGK 10|Page 10]]: Jillian hits a target of opportunity; Webinar, Dora introduced, sent after Jillian</li></ol>
===Day 3===
===Day 3===
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<ol start="11"><li>Page 11: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/011.jpg Sizemore introduced, found flaking with hippiemancers, scolded by Wanda]</li>
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<ol start="11"><li>[[TBFGK 11|Page 11]]: Sizemore introduced, found flaking with hippiemancers, scolded by Wanda</li>
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<li>Page 12: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/012.jpg Jillian captured by dwagons; "OMGWTFBBQ!"]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 12|Page 12]]: Jillian captured by dwagons; "OMGWTFBBQ!"</li>
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<li>Page 13: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/013.jpg Wanda & Sizemore beam back to Gobwin Knob; Sizemore makes crap golems]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 13|Page 13]]: Wanda & Sizemore beam back to Gobwin Knob; Sizemore makes crap golems</li>
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<li>Page 14: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/014.jpg Parson introduced; works at Kinko's; checks Hamstard's hitcount]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 14|Page 14]]: Parson introduced; works at Kinko's; checks Hamstard's hitcount</li>
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<li>Page 15: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/015.jpg Parson eats gwiffon for breakfast, gives grandiose game intro]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 15|Page 15]]: Parson eats gwiffon for breakfast, gives grandiose game intro</li>
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<li>Page 16: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/016.jpg Ashna questions Parson's health; PLOT happens]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 16|Page 16]]: Ashna questions Parson's health; PLOT happens</li>
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<li>Page 17: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/017.jpg Stanley & Wanda go Tron; Stanley continues to make unreasonable demands; Parson arrives in Erfworld]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 17|Page 17]]: Stanley & Wanda go Tron; Stanley continues to make unreasonable demands; Parson arrives in Erfworld</li>
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<li>Page 18: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/018.jpg Parson gets a headache, swears a lot]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 18|Page 18]]: Parson gets a headache, swears a lot</li>
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<li>Page 19: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/019.jpg Stanley & Parson debate Wanda's assertion that he is alive; Parson stands up]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 19|Page 19]]: Stanley & Parson debate Wanda's assertion that he is alive; Parson stands up</li>
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<li>Page 20: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/020.jpg Stanley declares himself a tool]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 20|Page 20]]: Stanley declares himself a tool</li>
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<li>Page 21: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/021.jpg Arkenpliers first seen; Ansom addresses his war council; Elf subraces revealed to be plentiful]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 21|Page 21]]: Arkenpliers first seen; Ansom addresses his war council; Elf subraces revealed to be plentiful</li>
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<li>Page 22: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/022.jpg Elven parade continues; Vinny introduced; Arkenpliers formally revealed; Ansom demonstrates overconfidence]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 22|Page 22]]: Elven parade continues; Vinny introduced; Arkenpliers formally revealed; Ansom demonstrates overconfidence</li>
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<li>Page 23: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/023.jpg Parson compelled to laugh at Stanley's bad jokes; Parson recognizes Gobwin Knob]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 23|Page 23]]: Parson compelled to laugh at Stanley's bad jokes; Parson recognizes Gobwin Knob</li>
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<li>Page 24: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/024.jpg Parson declared Lord Hamster; Wanda excused to pursue her hobbies]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 24|Page 24]]: Parson declared Lord Hamster; Wanda excused to pursue her hobbies</li>
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<li>Page 25: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/025.jpg Webinar engages spidews, loses cloth golem]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 25|Page 25]]: Webinar engages spidews, loses cloth golem</li>
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<li>Page 26: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/026.jpg Parson & Stanley discuss dwagons & stupid names]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 26|Page 26]]: Parson & Stanley discuss dwagons & stupid names</li>
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<li>Page 27: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/027.jpg Wanda changes clothes; Parson introduced to uncroaked warlords; Manpower craves pie]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 27|Page 27]]: Wanda changes clothes; Parson introduced to uncroaked warlords; Manpower craves pie</li>
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<li>Page 28: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/028.jpg Mung introduced; Wanda reveals white leather fetish; Mung stands at attention]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 28|Page 28]]: Mung introduced; Wanda reveals white leather fetish; Mung stands at attention</li>
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<li>Page 29: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/029.jpg Stanley unknowingly imitates Vizzini; Bogroll reports as lackey retainer to Parson]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 29|Page 29]]: Stanley unknowingly imitates Vizzini; Bogroll reports as lackey retainer to Parson</li>
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<li>Page 30: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/030.jpg Jillian asks for the very easy way, gets the very hard way]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 30|Page 30]]: Jillian asks for the very easy way, gets the very hard way</li>
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<li>Page 31: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/031.jpg Parson insinuates that Stanley is evil; Stanley reacts poorly]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 31|Page 31]]: Parson insinuates that Stanley is evil; Stanley reacts poorly</li>
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<li>Page 32: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/032.jpg Stanley orders Parson not to speak, reveals expectation of Arkenpliers]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 32|Page 32]]: Stanley orders Parson not to speak, reveals expectation of Arkenpliers</li>
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<li>Page 33: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/033.jpg Stanley gives Parson an eyebook; Parson contacted by Sizemore]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 33|Page 33]]: Stanley gives Parson an eyebook; Parson contacted by Sizemore</li>
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<li>Page 34: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/034.jpg Ansom & Vinny discuss Stanley's rise to power; Webinar finds Jillian's items; Ansom calls Charlie]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 34|Page 34]]: Ansom & Vinny discuss Stanley's rise to power; Webinar finds Jillian's items; Ansom calls Charlie</li>
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<li>Page 35: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/035.jpg Parson learns about magic from Sizemore]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 35|Page 35]]: Parson learns about magic from Sizemore</li>
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<li>Page 36: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/036.jpg Sizemore takes Parson's crap; Wanda finishes interrogating Jillian, shifts to girl-talk]</li></ol>
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<li>[[TBFGK 36|Page 36]]: Sizemore takes Parson's crap; Wanda finishes interrogating Jillian, shifts to girl-talk</li></ol>
===Day 4===
===Day 4===
* [[Stupid Meal]] toy: [[3D Glasses|"3D" Goggles]] ("See unit stats!")
* [[Stupid Meal]] toy: [[3D Glasses|"3D" Goggles]] ("See unit stats!")
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<ol start="37"><li>Page 37: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/037.jpg Bogroll presents Parson with his armor]</li>
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<ol start="37"><li>[[TBFGK 37|Page 37]]: Bogroll presents Parson with his armor</li>
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<li>Parson's Klog #1: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/037a.jpg Parson's Klog, birthdate 12/7/1982: Parson shares feelings on Erfworld; Hamstard invents the lipid golem.]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 37a|Parson's Klog #1]]: Parson's Klog, birthdate 12/7/1982: Parson shares feelings on Erfworld; Hamstard invents the lipid golem.</li>
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<li>Page 38: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/038.jpg Jillian blushes, breaks down; Wanda hypnotizes Mung]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 38|Page 38]]: Jillian blushes, breaks down; Wanda hypnotizes Mung</li>
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<li>Parson's Klog #2: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/038a.jpg Parson's Klog: Magic theory]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 38a|Parson's Klog #2]]: Parson's Klog: Magic theory</li>
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<li>Parson's Klog #3: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/038b.jpg Parson's Klog: Strategery!]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 38b|Parson's Klog #3]]: Parson's Klog: Strategery!</li>
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<li>Page 39: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/039.jpg Parson gets a Stupid Meal; Arkentools numbered at four]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 39|Page 39]]: Parson gets a Stupid Meal; Arkentools numbered at four</li>
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<li>Page 40: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/040.jpg Parson & Stanley continue verbal sparring; Wanda manipulates them both]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 40|Page 40]]: Parson & Stanley continue verbal sparring; Wanda manipulates them both</li>
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<li>Parson's Klog #4: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/040b.jpg Parson's Klog: Parson laments difficulty learning about combat; some system tidbits revealed; Bogroll's stats revealed]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 40a|Parson's Klog #4]]: Parson's Klog: Parson laments difficulty learning about combat; some system tidbits revealed; Bogroll's stats revealed</li>
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<li>Page 41: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/041.jpg Wanda releases Jillian; plan to lure Ansom out revealed; Wanda gets creepiness on]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 41|Page 41]]: Wanda releases Jillian; plan to lure Ansom out revealed; Wanda gets creepiness on</li>
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<li>Page 42: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/042.jpg Charlie's Archons introduced, ally with Jetstone; Vinny persuades Ansom not to personally rescue Jillian]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 42|Page 42]]: Charlie's Archons introduced, ally with Jetstone; Vinny persuades Ansom not to personally rescue Jillian</li>
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<li>Page 43: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/043.jpg Parson & Wanda react to the failed plan; Wanda advises Parson on dealing with His Toolship; Wanda confused by childhood]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 43|Page 43]]: Parson & Wanda react to the failed plan; Wanda advises Parson on dealing with His Toolship; Wanda confused by childhood</li>
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<li>Parson's Klog #5: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/043b.jpg Parson's Klog: More combat system lamentations & tidbits on unit construction]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 43a|Parson's Klog #5]]: Parson's Klog: More combat system lamentations & tidbits on unit construction</li>
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<li>Page 44: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/044.jpg Night passes with a Shakespearean sonnet; Parson gets an idea]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 44|Page 44]]: Night passes with a Shakespearean sonnet; Parson gets an idea</li>
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<li>Page 45: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/045.jpg Misty (the lookamancer) introduced; Parson tries to order nighttime troop movements; Misty protests]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 45|Page 45]]: Misty (the lookamancer) introduced; Parson tries to order nighttime troop movements; Misty protests</li>
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<li>Page 46: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/046.jpg Parson's plan is shot down; Misty's name revealed, tries to help]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 46|Page 46]]: Parson's plan is shot down; Misty's name revealed, tries to help</li>
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<li>Parson's Klog #6: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/046a.jpg Parson's Klog: Critical combat info, and a plan of action]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 46a|Parson's Klog #6]]: Parson's Klog: Critical combat info, and a plan of action</li>
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<li>Page 47: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/047.jpg Wanda chews Parson out for messing with the eyemancers, resigns herself to placating Stanley; Parson's plan made sweeter by Ansom's lack of intel]</li></ol>
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<li>[[TBFGK 47|Page 47]]: Wanda chews Parson out for messing with the eyemancers, resigns herself to placating Stanley; Parson's plan made sweeter by Ansom's lack of intel</li></ol>
===Day 5===
===Day 5===
* [[Stupid Meal]] toy: [[Mathamancy_Gauntlet|Mathamancy bracer]] ("Calculate odds!")
* [[Stupid Meal]] toy: [[Mathamancy_Gauntlet|Mathamancy bracer]] ("Calculate odds!")
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<ol start="54"><li>Page 48: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/048.jpg Wanda helps Stanley "relax"; Dwagons begin the attack]</li>
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<ol start="54"><li>[[TBFGK 48|Page 48]]: Wanda helps Stanley "relax"; Dwagons begin the attack</li>
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<li>Page 49: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/049.jpg Bat*21 swallowed; Parson has fun as a dispatcher; "Leeeeeeroy..."]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 49|Page 49]]: Bat*21 swallowed; Parson has fun as a dispatcher; "Leeeeeeroy..."</li>
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<li>Page 50: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/050.jpg Jillian reunites with gwiffons, prepares to leave; dwagons wreak havoc on battle bears and tower]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 50|Page 50]]: Jillian reunites with gwiffons, prepares to leave; dwagons wreak havoc on battle bears and tower</li>
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<li>Page 51: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/051.jpg Jillian argues with Webinar over leaving; Webinar appeals to Ansom via Charlie's Archons' Thinkagram]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 51|Page 51]]: Jillian argues with Webinar over leaving; Webinar appeals to Ansom via Charlie's Archons' Thinkagram</li>
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<li>Page 52: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/052.jpg Ansom celebrates "victories"... outlook reversed by unit reports]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 52|Page 52]]: Ansom celebrates "victories"... outlook reversed by unit reports</li>
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<li>Page 53: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/053.jpg Parson interrupts Sizemore's dirtamancy, discusses Misty situation over EyeM]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 53|Page 53]]: Parson interrupts Sizemore's dirtamancy, discusses Misty situation over EyeM</li>
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<li>Page 54: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/054.jpg Parson & Sizemore discuss mathamancy, Parson's wristwatch, & the eyemancers]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 54|Page 54]]: Parson & Sizemore discuss mathamancy, Parson's wristwatch, & the eyemancers</li>
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<li>Page 55: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/055.jpg Parson explains his combat moves to Stanley]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 55|Page 55]]: Parson explains his combat moves to Stanley</li>
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<li>Page 56: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/056.jpg Ansom & Vinny plan their response]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 56|Page 56]]: Ansom & Vinny plan their response</li>
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<li>Page 57: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/057.jpg Ansom shows he has an Evel side; stack one buys the farm]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 57|Page 57]]: Ansom shows he has an Evel side; stack one buys the farm</li>
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<li>Page 58: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/058.jpg Ansom decides to go all in... literally]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 58|Page 58]]: Ansom decides to go all in... literally</li>
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<li>Page 59: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/059.jpg Ansom & company defeat the three dwagons; center hex revealed to contain trees, and little else]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 59|Page 59]]: Ansom & company defeat the three dwagons; center hex revealed to contain trees, and little else</li>
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<li>Page 60: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/060.jpg Parson reveals the full scope of his plan; Stanley takes the credit]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 60|Page 60]]: Parson reveals the full scope of his plan; Stanley takes the credit</li>
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<li>Page 61: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/061.jpg Ansom and Vinny discuss implications of an empty center hex, charge anyway; Wanda mentions "veiling" of units, shocks Parson]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 61|Page 61]]: Ansom and Vinny discuss implications of an empty center hex, charge anyway; Wanda mentions "veiling" of units, shocks Parson</li>
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<li>Page 62: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/062.jpg Vinny presents two options: ''The Flight'' (through a ring of dwagon breath) and ''The Stand''; Ansom chooses third: ''The Hunt'']</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 62|Page 62]]: Vinny presents two options: ''The Flight'' (through a ring of dwagon breath) and ''The Stand''; Ansom chooses third: ''The Hunt''</li>
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<li>Page 63: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/063.jpg Jillian ditches Webinar & Dora, departs to search for dwagons; called "mean" by an Archon; agrees]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 63|Page 63]]: Jillian ditches Webinar & Dora, departs to search for dwagons; called "mean" by an Archon; agrees</li>
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<li>Page 64: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/064.jpg Parson & Sizemore worry about Wanda's control of Jillian; Wanda gets defensive; Stanley pours over map; Jillian advances to hex adjacent to wounded dwagons]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 64|Page 64]]: Parson & Sizemore worry about Wanda's control of Jillian; Wanda gets defensive; Stanley pours over map; Jillian advances to hex adjacent to wounded dwagons</li>
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<li>Page 65: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/065.jpg Jillian rationalizes abandoning hunt to self, Archons as saving Ansom from own ideal, locates wounded dwagons anyway; one Archon named (Jaclyn)]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 65|Page 65]]: Jillian rationalizes abandoning hunt to self, Archons as saving Ansom from own ideal, locates wounded dwagons anyway; one Archon named (Jaclyn)</li>
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<li>Page 66: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/066.jpg Parson et al. continue to argue about Wanda's spell upon Jillian; Jillian begins to rationalize not attacking.]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 66|Page 66]]: Parson et al. continue to argue about Wanda's spell upon Jillian; Jillian begins to rationalize not attacking.</li>
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<li>Page 67: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/067.jpg Jaclyn elaborates on Wanda's spell over Jillian, against other Archons' wishes; Jillian admits to liking being part of Wanda's machinations; Jaclyn suggests Jillian phones a friend]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 67|Page 67]]: Jaclyn elaborates on Wanda's spell over Jillian, against other Archons' wishes; Jillian admits to liking being part of Wanda's machinations; Jaclyn suggests Jillian phones a friend</li>
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<li>Page 68: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/068.jpg Ansom & Vinny discuss the possibility that Jillian has betrayed them; Jillian sends Ansom a scathing thinkagram, but promises to croak some dwagons]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 68|Page 68]]: Ansom & Vinny discuss the possibility that Jillian has betrayed them; Jillian sends Ansom a scathing thinkagram, but promises to croak some dwagons</li>
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<li>Page 69: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/069.jpg Jillian begins the assault; Archons blast/vaporize/slice 'n' dice one dwagon each, pose for camera]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 69|Page 69]]: Jillian begins the assault; Archons blast/vaporize/slice 'n' dice one dwagon each, pose for camera</li>
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<li>Page 70: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/070.jpg Jillian jumps onto Leeroy's dwagon, headshots Leeroy; Parson orders remaining units to croak Jillian]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 70|Page 70]]: Jillian jumps onto Leeroy's dwagon, headshots Leeroy; Parson orders remaining units to croak Jillian</li>
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<li>Page 71: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/071.jpg Wanda opposes croaking Jillian; Stanley supports it; Manpower's kill (and uncroakness) yoinked by Ansom's Arkenpliers; Ansom & Jillian share a smile; Vinny croaks a dwagon with a kick]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 71|Page 71]]: Wanda opposes croaking Jillian; Stanley supports it; Manpower's kill (and uncroakness) yoinked by Ansom's Arkenpliers; Ansom & Jillian share a smile; Vinny croaks a dwagon with a kick</li>
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<li>Page 72: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/072.jpg Stanley blows a microchip, orders Parson, Sizemore, and Wanda out of his sight; Wanda blows a microchip, becomes catatonic; Stanley orders all field units back to Gobwin Knob, eyemancers to unlink]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 72|Page 72]]: Stanley blows a microchip, orders Parson, Sizemore, and Wanda out of his sight; Wanda blows a microchip, becomes catatonic; Stanley orders all field units back to Gobwin Knob, eyemancers to unlink</li>
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<li>Page 73: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/073.jpg Ansom & Vinny contemplate the day's victories & the next day's hardships; Vinny gets his Fonzie on with battle-damaged Archons; Jillian bivouacs with Ansom on his carpet]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 73|Page 73]]: Ansom & Vinny contemplate the day's victories & the next day's hardships; Vinny gets his Fonzie on with battle-damaged Archons; Jillian bivouacs with Ansom on his carpet</li>
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<li>Page 74: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/074.jpg Parson and Sizemore discuss their various possible fates, discover that Bogroll took Parson's order to pretend to be him a bit too seriously]</li></ol>
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<li>[[TBFGK 74|Page 74]]: Parson and Sizemore discuss their various possible fates, discover that Bogroll took Parson's order to pretend to be him a bit too seriously</li></ol>
===Day 6===
===Day 6===
* [[Stupid Meal]] toy: [[Parson's Sword|Sword hilt]] ("[[Leadership]]!")
* [[Stupid Meal]] toy: [[Parson's Sword|Sword hilt]] ("[[Leadership]]!")
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<ol start="81"><li>Page 75: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/075.jpg Stanley attempts to restore one of the eyemancers to sanity, orders Mung to assemble the knights at dawn ("in full paint"); Sizemore attempts to dissuade Bogroll from waking Parson, waking Parson in the process]</li>
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<ol start="81"><li>[[TBFGK 75|Page 75]]: Stanley attempts to restore one of the eyemancers to sanity, orders Mung to assemble the knights at dawn ("in full paint"); Sizemore attempts to dissuade Bogroll from waking Parson, waking Parson in the process</li>
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<li>Page 76: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/076.jpg Parson berates Sizemore, relates intent to confront Stanley; Knights In Stanley's Service (KISS) assemble in courtyard]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 76|Page 76]]: Parson berates Sizemore, relates intent to confront Stanley; Knights In Stanley's Service (KISS) assemble in courtyard</li>
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<li>Page 77: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/077.jpg Stanley departs Gobwin Knob with the foolamancer, three knights, and remaining dwagons; Parson finds Misty, apparently croaked]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 77|Page 77]]: Stanley departs Gobwin Knob with the foolamancer, three knights, and remaining dwagons; Parson finds Misty, apparently croaked</li>
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<li>Parson's Klog #7: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/077a.jpg Parson's Klog: Stupid unit roster; Misty confirmed croaked]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 77a|Parson's Klog #7]]: Parson's Klog: Stupid unit roster; Misty confirmed croaked</li>
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<li>Parson's Klog #8: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/077b.jpg Parson's Klog: Parson ponders the reality, unreality, cuteness, and tragicness of Erfworld]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 77b|Parson's Klog #8]]: Parson's Klog: Parson ponders the reality, unreality, cuteness, and tragicness of Erfworld</li>
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<li>Page 78: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/078.jpg Parson inspects the tunnels, reflects on puns, possibility of being hospitalized in "real world"]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 78|Page 78]]: Parson inspects the tunnels, reflects on puns, possibility of being hospitalized in "real world"</li>
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<li>Page 79: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/079.jpg Parson attempts to wake self, fails; Sizemore recounts Stanley's rise to power]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 79|Page 79]]: Parson attempts to wake self, fails; Sizemore recounts Stanley's rise to power</li>
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<li>Parson's Klog #9: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/079b.jpg Parson's Klog: Sizemore making the tunnels more defensible; alliances, royals, and divine mandate]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 79a|Parson's Klog #9]]: Parson's Klog: Sizemore making the tunnels more defensible; alliances, royals, and divine mandate</li>
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<li>Page 80: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/080.jpg Ansom & Vinny review Jillian's claim to know Stanley's actions]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 80|Page 80]]: Ansom & Vinny review Jillian's claim to know Stanley's actions</li>
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<li>Page 81: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/081.jpg "Veiled" dwagons appear as blimps; Jillian prepares to relate her back story]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 81|Page 81]]: "Veiled" dwagons appear as blimps; Jillian prepares to relate her back story</li>
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<li>Page 82: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/082.jpg Jillian Zamussels mutually hated her liege, King Banhammer of Faq; Jillian identifies salad fork and eyeball fork as one and the same]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 82|Page 82]]: Jillian Zamussels mutually hated her liege, King Banhammer of Faq; Jillian identifies salad fork and eyeball fork as one and the same</li>
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<li>Page 83: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/083.jpg Jillian confirms Wanda worked for Faq; Ansom fails to see past Jillian's lineage]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 83|Page 83]]: Jillian confirms Wanda worked for Faq; Ansom fails to see past Jillian's lineage</li>
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<li>Page 84: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/084.jpg Maggie (the thinkamancer) introduced; Parson debriefs her, learns that Wanda's condition & Misty's death resulted from thinkamancy spell-failure backlash]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 84|Page 84]]: Maggie (the thinkamancer) introduced; Parson debriefs her, learns that Wanda's condition & Misty's death resulted from thinkamancy spell-failure backlash</li>
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<li>Parson's Klog #10: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/084a.jpg Parson's Klog: Dirtamancers boost golems, croakamancers boost undead; natural thinkamancy inhibits free will?]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 84a|Parson's Klog #10]]: Parson's Klog: Dirtamancers boost golems, croakamancers boost undead; natural thinkamancy inhibits free will?</li>
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<li>Page 85: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/085.jpg Bedtime; Bogroll's greatest ambition: to save Parson's life]</li></ol>
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<li>[[TBFGK 85|Page 85]]: Bedtime; Bogroll's greatest ambition: to save Parson's life</li></ol>
===Day 7===
===Day 7===
* ErfWorld toy: [[Parson's Sword|Sword ricasso]] ("Combat!")
* ErfWorld toy: [[Parson's Sword|Sword ricasso]] ("Combat!")
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<ol start="96"><li>Page 86: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/086.jpg Veiled dwagons de-spoof; Parson receives a sword ricasso with breakfast; "Subway" wrapper lists Royal Crown Coalition makeup]</li>
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<ol start="96"><li>[[TBFGK 86|Page 86]]: Veiled dwagons de-spoof; Parson receives a sword ricasso with breakfast; "Subway" wrapper lists Royal Crown Coalition makeup</li>
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<li>Page 87: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/087.jpg Sizemore hits scouting Marbit stack with "excessive force" (four hard-rock golems)]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 87|Page 87]]: Sizemore hits scouting Marbit stack with "excessive force" (four hard-rock golems)</li>
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<li>Page 88: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/088.jpg Arkendish named, located with Charlie; Parson & Maggie contact Charlie; Parson references All Your Base, Mork & Mindy]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 88|Page 88]]: Arkendish named, located with Charlie; Parson & Maggie contact Charlie; Parson references All Your Base, Mork & Mindy</li>
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<li>Page 89: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/089.jpg Parson offers Charlie his wristwatch/mathamancy bracer; dwagons re-veil as parade balloons]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 89|Page 89]]: Parson offers Charlie his wristwatch/mathamancy bracer; dwagons re-veil as parade balloons</li>
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<li>Page 90: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/090.jpg Ansom & advisers discuss implications of rock golems' attack on scouts; Jillian & Vinny dress as greasers, anticipating dance fighting; Charlie rejects Parson's offer, assures him that he will survive the battle; Parson plans one more thinkagram]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 90|Page 90]]: Ansom & advisers discuss implications of rock golems' attack on scouts; Jillian & Vinny dress as greasers, anticipating dance fighting; Charlie rejects Parson's offer, assures him that he will survive the battle; Parson plans one more thinkagram</li>
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<li>Page 91: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/091.jpg Parson "calls" Ansom, denounces royalty as obsolete; Ansom makes a scene in front of alliance leadership; "superior" Stanley strangles foolamancer in outrage]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 91|Page 91]]: Parson "calls" Ansom, denounces royalty as obsolete; Ansom makes a scene in front of alliance leadership; "superior" Stanley strangles foolamancer in outrage</li>
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<li>Page 92: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/092.jpg Parson bluffs about allying with alliance members, spoofs Dr. Evil; Stanley interrupts Parson's call, asking how to fix foolamancer; foolamancer's name forgotten by Stanley, unknown by Maggie]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 92|Page 92]]: Parson bluffs about allying with alliance members, spoofs Dr. Evil; Stanley interrupts Parson's call, asking how to fix foolamancer; foolamancer's name forgotten by Stanley, unknown by Maggie</li>
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<li>Page 93: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/093.jpg Ansom & Vinny exchange angry stares over Ansom's fit; Ansom gives Jillian & Vinny their orders, to break their alliance in order to change the turn order; Jillian quotes ''Grease'']</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 93|Page 93]]: Ansom & Vinny exchange angry stares over Ansom's fit; Ansom gives Jillian & Vinny their orders, to break their alliance in order to change the turn order; Jillian quotes ''Grease''</li>
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<li>Page 94: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/094.jpg Jillian's flight approaches the tower of Efdup unchallenged; Jillian confronts a (somewhat) recovered Wanda; orly: O HAI]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 94|Page 94]]: Jillian's flight approaches the tower of Efdup unchallenged; Jillian confronts a (somewhat) recovered Wanda; orly: O HAI</li>
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<li>Page 95: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/095.jpg Jillian prompts Wanda to defect, plans to slay Stanley when Wanda refuses; Jaclyn warns that Wanda is free of loyalty spells; Wanda casts several cheat codes and AGGROs]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 95|Page 95]]: Jillian prompts Wanda to defect, plans to slay Stanley when Wanda refuses; Jaclyn warns that Wanda is free of loyalty spells; Wanda casts several cheat codes and AGGROs</li>
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<li>Page 96: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/096.jpg Jaclyn's, Pegataurs' flesh burned from their bones (apparently they failed their saving throws)]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 96|Page 96]]: Jaclyn's, Pegataurs' flesh burned from their bones (apparently they failed their saving throws)</li>
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<li>Page 97: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/097.jpg Ansom charges Webinar with command of Jetstone & Marbit forces (and ''only'' Jetstone & Marbit forces) in the tunnels]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 97|Page 97]]: Ansom charges Webinar with command of Jetstone & Marbit forces (and ''only'' Jetstone & Marbit forces) in the tunnels</li>
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<li>Page 98: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/098.jpg Parson explains that unlike Stanley, he still values Wanda after her failure; Wanda, speech-impaired, begins raising fallen Archons]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 98|Page 98]]: Parson explains that unlike Stanley, he still values Wanda after her failure; Wanda, speech-impaired, begins raising fallen Archons</li>
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<li>Parson's Klog #11: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/098a.jpg Parson's Klog: Parson explains Gobwin Knob's defensive zones, speculates upon Ansom's plan, implies that he has a plan of his own]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 98a|Parson's Klog #11]]: Parson's Klog: Parson explains Gobwin Knob's defensive zones, speculates upon Ansom's plan, implies that he has a plan of his own</li>
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<li>Parson's Klog #12: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/098b.jpg Parson's Klog: Parson believes Wanda's loyalties still lie with Gobwin Knob; cities without a leader freeze in time unless/until attacked; Parson resolves to play the fight out rather than surrender]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 98b|Parson's Klog #12]]: Parson's Klog: Parson believes Wanda's loyalties still lie with Gobwin Knob; cities without a leader freeze in time unless/until attacked; Parson resolves to play the fight out rather than surrender</li>
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<li>Page 99 : [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/099.jpg Vinny explains the plan to his boss, the Don; we see a preview of the battle to come, with dance fighting]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 99|Page 99 ]]: Vinny explains the plan to his boss, the Don; we see a preview of the battle to come, with dance fighting</li>
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<li>Page 100: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/100.jpg Parsons plan relies on Ansom waiting until his forces are assembled (a fairly safe bet, knowing Ansom); Charlie hacks Parson's eyebook, proposes a business deal; Coalition forces surround the walls]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 100|Page 100]]: Parsons plan relies on Ansom waiting until his forces are assembled (a fairly safe bet, knowing Ansom); Charlie hacks Parson's eyebook, proposes a business deal; Coalition forces surround the walls</li>
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<li>Page 101: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/101.jpg Ansom's allies dissent over Ansom's inaction; Ansom justifies himself; Parson experiments with what he can say without being censored]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 101|Page 101]]: Ansom's allies dissent over Ansom's inaction; Ansom justifies himself; Parson experiments with what he can say without being censored</li>
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<li>Page 102: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/102.jpg Parson plans to order the casters to the Magic Kingdom should the battle go south; Sizemore worries not for his own life but for the lives of those he is ordered to kill, hates Parson for it]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 102|Page 102]]: Parson plans to order the casters to the Magic Kingdom should the battle go south; Sizemore worries not for his own life but for the lives of those he is ordered to kill, hates Parson for it</li>
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<li>Page 103: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/103.jpg Parson asks Wanda not to leave to help Stanley, reveals his bargain with Charlie to abandon Vinny in exchange for 12 calculations - the first two of which concerned a (hypothetical?) attack on GK by Charlie; Parson feels played, is glad that Wanda doesn't laugh]</li></ol>
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<li>[[TBFGK 103|Page 103]]: Parson asks Wanda not to leave to help Stanley, reveals his bargain with Charlie to abandon Vinny in exchange for 12 calculations - the first two of which concerned a (hypothetical?) attack on GK by Charlie; Parson feels played, is glad that Wanda doesn't laugh</li></ol>
===Day 8===
===Day 8===
* Luckamancy Charms toy: [[Parson's Sword|Sword blade]] ("Ruthlessness!")
* Luckamancy Charms toy: [[Parson's Sword|Sword blade]] ("Ruthlessness!")
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<ol start="116"><li>Page 104: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/104.jpg Caesar Borgata and company join with Jillian's stack, relieve her; Maggie casts "Ephedra" on Parson to clear his mind; Charlie's Archons arrive at GK, taking the first turn of the day; Charlie asks Parson up to the parapet]</li>
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<ol start="116"><li>[[TBFGK 104|Page 104]]: Caesar Borgata and company join with Jillian's stack, relieve her; Maggie casts "Ephedra" on Parson to clear his mind; Charlie's Archons arrive at GK, taking the first turn of the day; Charlie asks Parson up to the parapet</li>
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<li>Page 105 : [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/105.jpg Parson rebuffs Charlie, giving his chances of not losing the city within one turn at 58.9%; Charlie leaves his archons in place, "to assist if necessary"]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 105|Page 105 ]]: Parson rebuffs Charlie, giving his chances of not losing the city within one turn at 58.9%; Charlie leaves his archons in place, "to assist if necessary"</li>
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<li>Page 106: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/106.jpg Parson receives the rest of his sword in his breakfast Luckamancy Charms; sword's functions explained: [[leadership]], [[combat]], & ruthlessness]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 106|Page 106]]: Parson receives the rest of his sword in his breakfast Luckamancy Charms; sword's functions ([[leadership]], [[combat]], & ruthlessness) enumerated</li>
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<li>Page 107: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/107.jpg Caesar was sent to compensate for lack of archons; Faq used Jack, the foolamancer, to stay hidden from Transylvito and others; Parson learned Jack's name from Wanda, orders Sizemore to begin liquid and gas traps, Maggie to contact Jack]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 107|Page 107]]: Caesar was sent to compensate for lack of archons; Faq used Jack, the foolamancer, to stay hidden from Transylvito and others; Parson learned Jack's name from Wanda, orders Sizemore to begin liquid and gas traps, Maggie to contact Jack</li>
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<li>Page 108: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/108.jpg Parson contacts the foolamancer, one Jack Snipe; in the tunnels, golems mix an unknown powder ("REDUX"), set off a flaming liquid trap ("FITH") near Webinar's regiment]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 108|Page 108]]: Parson contacts the foolamancer, one Jack Snipe; in the tunnels, golems mix an unknown powder ("REDUX"), set off a flaming liquid trap ("FITH") near Webinar's regiment</li>
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<li>Page 109: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/109.jpg Parson's efforts to snap Jack back to reality are apparently in vain; Parson sends gobwins into tunnels, to attack infantry and corral heavies & warlords]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 109|Page 109]]: Parson's efforts to snap Jack back to reality are apparently in vain; Parson sends gobwins into tunnels, to attack infantry and corral heavies & warlords</li>
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<li>Page 110: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/110.jpg Stanley tries to appeal to Jack's sense of self-preservation to cast a real veil, while flying into the Doombats' trap; decides to punch through]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 110|Page 110]]: Stanley tries to appeal to Jack's sense of self-preservation to cast a real veil, while flying into the Doombats' trap; decides to punch through</li>
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<li>Page 111: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/111.jpg Webinar finds Sizemore; Parson sends in the remaining knights, riding spidews; Doombats sing West Side Story; Stanley air-guitars with Arkenhammer, sings KISS]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 111|Page 111]]: Webinar finds Sizemore; Parson sends in the remaining knights, riding spidews; Doombats sing West Side Story; Stanley air-guitars with Arkenhammer, sings KISS</li>
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<li>Page 112: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/112.jpg Webinar and Dora confront Sizemore; Sizemore heals a golem, which PKs Dora and Webinar; Sizemore laments, reports the rout; Parson discovers a new uncensored word: "Hosed, hosed, hosed!"]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 112|Page 112]]: Webinar and Dora confront Sizemore; Sizemore heals a golem, which PKs Dora and Webinar; Sizemore laments, reports the rout; Parson discovers a new uncensored word: "Hosed, hosed, hosed!"</li>
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<li>Page 113: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/113.jpg Vinny breaks down the odds - unled bats are weak, but with Caesar, the chief warlord for Transylvito, in the hex, they are more formidable; Stanley Van de Graffs Caesar; Jillian recognizes Jack, and Jack, Jillian]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 113|Page 113]]: Vinny breaks down the odds - unled bats are weak, but with Caesar, the chief warlord for Transylvito, in the hex, they are more formidable; Stanley Van de Graffs Caesar; Jillian recognizes Jack, and Jack, Jillian</li>
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<li>Page 114: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/114.jpg Jillian and gwiffons engage Stanley, croaking his mount; Jillian implores Jack to turn; Stanley flies himself and Jack up with Arkenhammer while Jack, restored to sanity, casts a veil]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 114|Page 114]]: Jillian and gwiffons engage Stanley, croaking his mount; Jillian implores Jack to turn; Stanley flies himself and Jack up with Arkenhammer while Jack, restored to sanity, casts a veil</li>
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<li>Page 115: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/115.jpg Jillian and co search for Stanley, discover that croaked dwagon is a fake; Stanley and Jack, still mounted, escape hex]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 115|Page 115]]: Jillian and co search for Stanley, discover that croaked dwagon is a fake; Stanley and Jack, still mounted, escape hex</li>
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<li>Page 116: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/116.jpg Unable to read the Titans' will, Stanley takes Jack's suggestion to return to Gobwin Knob; uncroaked units' strength depends on the effort spent creating them; many units can be uncroaked together, but they'll be weak; Wanda uncroaks 1000+ Jetstone infantry]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 116|Page 116]]: Unable to read the Titans' will, Stanley takes Jack's suggestion to return to Gobwin Knob; uncroaked units' strength depends on the effort spent creating them; many units can be uncroaked together, but they'll be weak; Wanda uncroaks 1000+ Jetstone infantry</li>
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<li>Parson's Klog #13 [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/116a.jpg Parson's Klog: Parson explains the layout of the garrison, meditates on having caused the deaths of so many enemy troops, the effect of that on Sizemore, and his responsibility to his own men]</li>
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<li>Parson's Klog #13 [[TBFGK 116a|Parson's Klog: Parson explains the layout of the garrison, meditates on having caused the deaths of so many enemy troops, the effect of that on Sizemore, and his responsibility to his own men</li>
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<li>Page 117: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/117.jpg The coalition is demoralized by Parson's new reinforcements, but Ansom pulls them back together, gets reckless with his statuesque keister to punch a hole through the uncroaked on the wall]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 117|Page 117]]: The coalition is demoralized by Parson's new reinforcements, but Ansom pulls them back together, gets reckless with his statuesque keister to punch a hole through the uncroaked on the wall</li>
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<li>Page 118: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/118.jpg Ansom fights uncroaked alone; siege units attack walls; Archons watch]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 118|Page 118]]: Ansom fights uncroaked alone; siege units attack walls; Archons watch</li>
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<li>Page 119: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/119.jpg Parson tries to out-guess Charlie, sends Wanda with uncroaked fliers to attack Ansom; Wanda stutters through battle song]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 119|Page 119]]: Parson tries to out-guess Charlie, sends Wanda with uncroaked fliers to attack Ansom; Wanda stutters through battle song</li>
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<li>Page 120: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/120.jpg Wanda locks Ansom's Arkenpliers, Webinar knocks them from his grasp, and him from his carpet; Ansom enters contract negotiations with an Archon]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 120|Page 120]]: Wanda locks Ansom's Arkenpliers, Webinar knocks them from his grasp, and him from his carpet; Ansom enters contract negotiations with an Archon</li>
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<li>Page 121: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/121.jpg Ansom accepts Charlie's outrageous terms; Archons destroy all fliers in hex; Wanda is shielded (though her mount is not)]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 121|Page 121]]: Ansom accepts Charlie's outrageous terms; Archons destroy all fliers in hex; Wanda is shielded (though her mount is not)</li>
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<li>Page 122: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/122.jpg Wanda hovers on death's door as Ansom dives, retrieves pliers, monologues; Wanda dares him to touch her with them; Ansom declines; Sizemore and golems arrive from below to safeguard Wanda; Ansom returns to fight at wall]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 122|Page 122]]: Wanda hovers on death's door as Ansom dives, retrieves pliers, monologues; Wanda dares him to touch her with them; Ansom declines; Sizemore and golems arrive from below to safeguard Wanda; Ansom returns to fight at wall</li>
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<li>Page 123: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/123.jpg Sizemore takes Wanda to the dungeon to heal her; Parson outlines his latest tactic to Maggie; Parson relocates command to dungeon to personally inspect Wanda's "private stash" - and prepare for battle]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 123|Page 123]]: Sizemore takes Wanda to the dungeon to heal her; Parson outlines his latest tactic to Maggie; Parson relocates command to dungeon to personally inspect Wanda's "private stash" - and prepare for battle</li>
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<li>Page 124: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/124.jpg Sizemore finds various magic spells in Wanda's stash; the casters challenge Parson's status as Perfect Warlord; Parson lectures them about strategy; the coalition troops at the courtyard gates]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 124|Page 124]]: Sizemore finds various magic spells in Wanda's stash; the casters challenge Parson's status as Perfect Warlord; Parson lectures them about strategy; the coalition troops at the courtyard gates</li>
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<li>Page 125: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/125.jpg Parson explains combat bonuses, gives battle instructions to the casters; Ansom and the coalition warlords argue whether they should wait for the next turn or press the assault]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 125|Page 125]]: Parson explains combat bonuses, gives battle instructions to the casters; Ansom and the coalition warlords argue whether they should wait for the next turn or press the assault</li>
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<li>Page 126: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/126.jpg Ansom gives battle instructions to the coalition troops; Sizemore and his golems attack two coalition warlords with Shockmancy; a crap golem explodes]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 126|Page 126]]: Ansom gives battle instructions to the coalition troops; Sizemore and his golems attack two coalition warlords with Shockmancy; a crap golem explodes</li>
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<li>Page 127: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/127.jpg The coalition troops break into the courtyard; Parson tells Bogroll that they still have a chance; Wanda leads uncroaked infantry into a dance-fight]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 127|Page 127]]: The coalition troops break into the courtyard; Parson tells Bogroll that they still have a chance; Wanda leads uncroaked infantry into a dance-fight</li>
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<li>Page 128: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/128.jpg The uncroaked inflict massive losses on the coalition infantry; Ansom negotiates with Archons; Archons relay directions for a dance-fight to the coalition troops]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 128|Page 128]]: The uncroaked inflict massive losses on the coalition infantry; Ansom negotiates with Archons; Archons relay directions for a dance-fight to the coalition troops</li>
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<li>Page 129: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/129.jpg Parson orders a concentrated attack on Ansom; Maggie disrupts some Archons; the courtyard wall is down; Parson orders a general retreat into the dungeon; Parson gives Bogroll a mission]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 129|Page 129]]: Parson orders a concentrated attack on Ansom; Maggie disrupts some Archons; the courtyard wall is down; Parson orders a general retreat into the dungeon; Parson gives Bogroll a mission</li>
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<li>Page 130: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/130.jpg Parson contact Charlie and asks for a truce to surrender; Charlie reveals that he wants to get Parson and his bracer; Ansom flies up to the tower parapet to accept Parson's surrender]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 130|Page 130]]: Parson contact Charlie and asks for a truce to surrender; Charlie reveals that he wants to get Parson and his bracer; Ansom flies up to the tower parapet to accept Parson's surrender</li>
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<li>Page 131: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/131.jpg Ansom taunts surrendering Parson; Parson is revealed to be Bogroll in disguise; Bogroll knocks Ansom off his flying carpet and they fall down]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 131|Page 131]]: Ansom taunts surrendering Parson; Parson is revealed to be Bogroll in disguise; Bogroll knocks Ansom off his flying carpet and they fall down</li>
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<li>Page 132: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/132.jpg Ansom and Bogroll are croaked; Parson orders Sizemore to collapse the tower and dungeons; Sizemore wrecks as much of Gobwin Knob as possible]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 132|Page 132]]: Ansom and Bogroll are croaked; Parson orders Sizemore to collapse the tower and dungeons; Sizemore wrecks as much of Gobwin Knob as possible</li>
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<li>Page 133: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/133.jpg Parson and remaining troops prepare for a last stand in the dungeon; a few enemy units break in, but are dispatched; Parson orders the casters into the Portal Room]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 133|Page 133]]: Parson and remaining troops prepare for a last stand in the dungeon; a few enemy units break in, but are dispatched; Parson orders the casters into the Portal Room</li>
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<li>Page 134: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/134.jpg Parson offers the casters to use the portal; they tell him Duty demands that he does not give up; Parson orders the casters to link up and uncroak the volcano]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 134|Page 134]]: Parson offers the casters to use the portal; they tell him Duty demands that he does not give up; Parson orders the casters to link up and uncroak the volcano</li>
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<li>Page 135: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/135.jpg The casters magically merge their minds; Wanda and Sizemore uncroak the volcano together]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 135|Page 135]]: The casters magically merge their minds; Wanda and Sizemore uncroak the volcano together</li>
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<li>Page 136: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/136.jpg Parson orders the casters into the portal; Charlie tries to make a deal; Parson runs into the portal]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 136|Page 136]]: Parson orders the casters into the portal; Charlie tries to make a deal; Parson runs into the portal</li>
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<li>Page 137: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/137.jpg The volcano erupts; coalition troops die in a fire]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 137|Page 137]]: The volcano erupts; coalition troops die in a fire</li>
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<li>Page 138: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/138.jpg Vinny tells Jillian they are not going after Stanley; Caesar tells them that all coalition troops at Gobwin are destroyed; Jillian leaps at Caesar at the news of Ansom's death]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 138|Page 138]]: Vinny tells Jillian they are not going after Stanley; Caesar tells them that all coalition troops at Gobwin are destroyed; Jillian leaps at Caesar at the news of Ansom's death</li>
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<li>Page 139: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/139.jpg Vinny tells Caesar to back off; Vinny tries to console Jillian; they share a moment of grief]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 139|Page 139]]: Vinny tells Caesar to back off; Vinny tries to console Jillian; they share a moment of grief</li>
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<li>Page 140: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/140.jpg Parson is opposed by casters in the Magic Kingdom and gets Vulcan Nerve Pinched; Janis calls for Thinkamancers to break the link between Maggie, Sizemore and Wanda]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 140|Page 140]]: Parson is opposed by casters in the Magic Kingdom and gets Vulcan Nerve Pinched; Janis calls for Thinkamancers to break the link between Maggie, Sizemore and Wanda</li>
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<li>Page 141: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/141.jpg Sizemore complains to Janis about Parson; Janis urges Sizemore to help and teach Parson, suggests that Parson may bring peace to Erfworld]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 141|Page 141]]: Sizemore complains to Janis about Parson; Janis urges Sizemore to help and teach Parson, suggests that Parson may bring peace to Erfworld</li>
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<li>Page 142: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/142.jpg Parson and the casters are forced to return to Gobwin Knob; they find it in ruins; Sizemore finds gems; Wanda finds the Arkenpliers and attunes to them]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 142|Page 142]]: Parson and the casters are forced to return to Gobwin Knob; they find it in ruins; Sizemore finds gems; Wanda finds the Arkenpliers and attunes to them</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 143|Page 143]]: Parson muses on death and destruction that he caused; Wanda dismisses his complaints and digs up Ansom's corpse</li></ol>
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===Day 9===
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<ol start="157"><li>Page 144: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/144.jpg Stanley is on his way to Gobwin Knob; new turn starts; a dwagon pops up; Wanda reanimates Ansom with the Arkenpliers]</li>
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<ol start="157"><li>[[TBFGK 144|Page 144]]: Stanley is on his way to Gobwin Knob; new turn starts; a dwagon pops up; Wanda reanimates Ansom with the Arkenpliers</li>
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<li>Page 145: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/145.jpg Ansom's stats, zealotry prove to have survived decryption; Wanda turns the Arkenpliers on the rest of the army]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 145|Page 145]]: Ansom's stats, zealotry prove to have survived decryption; Wanda turns the Arkenpliers on the rest of the army</li>
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<li>Page 146: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/146.jpg Arkenpliers' limits tested; Bogroll confirmed to be Killed Off For Real; Wanda expresses gratitude-like emotion]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 146|Page 146]]: Arkenpliers' limits tested; Bogroll confirmed to be Killed Off For Real; Wanda expresses gratitude-like emotion</li>
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<li>Page 147: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/147.jpg Wanda answers long-standing Faq FAQs, commiserates about Fate; Parson appears unconvinced]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 147|Page 147]]: Wanda answers long-standing Faq FAQs, commiserates about Fate; Parson appears unconvinced</li>
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<li>Page 148: [http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=/148.jpg Parson tosses gems around, discusses monstrosities, Thinkamancy with Maggie]</li>
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<li>[[TBFGK 148|Page 148]]: Parson tosses gems around, discusses monstrosities, Thinkamancy with Maggie</li>
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Revision as of 07:38, 24 May 2009

Contents

Book 1

Day 1

  1. Title page: Giant Elvii create the world; Marbits buy extra troops
  2. Page 2: Manpower the Temporary bites it, tastes key lime pie; Wanda introduced, her bad day gets worse
  3. Page 3: Wanda returns to Gobwin Knob via dwagon
  4. Page 4: Bogroll, Stanley introduced; former demonstrates lack of guile; latter busts a nut
  5. Page 5: Wanda & Stanley talk strategy; Wanda brings up summoning spell
  6. Page 6: Stanley orders Wanda to buy spell & cast it herself; Bogroll lives up to his name
  7. Page 7: Jillian, Ansom introduced; Ansom makes pass at Jillian
  8. Page 8: Night falls; Ansom discusses scouting with/continues to make passes at Jillian; Jillian bivouacs in the open field

Day 2

  1. Page 9: Jillian goes scouting; "ORLY?"
  2. Page 10: Jillian hits a target of opportunity; Webinar, Dora introduced, sent after Jillian

Day 3

  1. Page 11: Sizemore introduced, found flaking with hippiemancers, scolded by Wanda
  2. Page 12: Jillian captured by dwagons; "OMGWTFBBQ!"
  3. Page 13: Wanda & Sizemore beam back to Gobwin Knob; Sizemore makes crap golems
  4. Page 14: Parson introduced; works at Kinko's; checks Hamstard's hitcount
  5. Page 15: Parson eats gwiffon for breakfast, gives grandiose game intro
  6. Page 16: Ashna questions Parson's health; PLOT happens
  7. Page 17: Stanley & Wanda go Tron; Stanley continues to make unreasonable demands; Parson arrives in Erfworld
  8. Page 18: Parson gets a headache, swears a lot
  9. Page 19: Stanley & Parson debate Wanda's assertion that he is alive; Parson stands up
  10. Page 20: Stanley declares himself a tool
  11. Page 21: Arkenpliers first seen; Ansom addresses his war council; Elf subraces revealed to be plentiful
  12. Page 22: Elven parade continues; Vinny introduced; Arkenpliers formally revealed; Ansom demonstrates overconfidence
  13. Page 23: Parson compelled to laugh at Stanley's bad jokes; Parson recognizes Gobwin Knob
  14. Page 24: Parson declared Lord Hamster; Wanda excused to pursue her hobbies
  15. Page 25: Webinar engages spidews, loses cloth golem
  16. Page 26: Parson & Stanley discuss dwagons & stupid names
  17. Page 27: Wanda changes clothes; Parson introduced to uncroaked warlords; Manpower craves pie
  18. Page 28: Mung introduced; Wanda reveals white leather fetish; Mung stands at attention
  19. Page 29: Stanley unknowingly imitates Vizzini; Bogroll reports as lackey retainer to Parson
  20. Page 30: Jillian asks for the very easy way, gets the very hard way
  21. Page 31: Parson insinuates that Stanley is evil; Stanley reacts poorly
  22. Page 32: Stanley orders Parson not to speak, reveals expectation of Arkenpliers
  23. Page 33: Stanley gives Parson an eyebook; Parson contacted by Sizemore
  24. Page 34: Ansom & Vinny discuss Stanley's rise to power; Webinar finds Jillian's items; Ansom calls Charlie
  25. Page 35: Parson learns about magic from Sizemore
  26. Page 36: Sizemore takes Parson's crap; Wanda finishes interrogating Jillian, shifts to girl-talk

Day 4

  1. Page 37: Bogroll presents Parson with his armor
  2. Parson's Klog #1: Parson's Klog, birthdate 12/7/1982: Parson shares feelings on Erfworld; Hamstard invents the lipid golem.
  3. Page 38: Jillian blushes, breaks down; Wanda hypnotizes Mung
  4. Parson's Klog #2: Parson's Klog: Magic theory
  5. Parson's Klog #3: Parson's Klog: Strategery!
  6. Page 39: Parson gets a Stupid Meal; Arkentools numbered at four
  7. Page 40: Parson & Stanley continue verbal sparring; Wanda manipulates them both
  8. Parson's Klog #4: Parson's Klog: Parson laments difficulty learning about combat; some system tidbits revealed; Bogroll's stats revealed
  9. Page 41: Wanda releases Jillian; plan to lure Ansom out revealed; Wanda gets creepiness on
  10. Page 42: Charlie's Archons introduced, ally with Jetstone; Vinny persuades Ansom not to personally rescue Jillian
  11. Page 43: Parson & Wanda react to the failed plan; Wanda advises Parson on dealing with His Toolship; Wanda confused by childhood
  12. Parson's Klog #5: Parson's Klog: More combat system lamentations & tidbits on unit construction
  13. Page 44: Night passes with a Shakespearean sonnet; Parson gets an idea
  14. Page 45: Misty (the lookamancer) introduced; Parson tries to order nighttime troop movements; Misty protests
  15. Page 46: Parson's plan is shot down; Misty's name revealed, tries to help
  16. Parson's Klog #6: Parson's Klog: Critical combat info, and a plan of action
  17. Page 47: Wanda chews Parson out for messing with the eyemancers, resigns herself to placating Stanley; Parson's plan made sweeter by Ansom's lack of intel

Day 5

  1. Page 48: Wanda helps Stanley "relax"; Dwagons begin the attack
  2. Page 49: Bat*21 swallowed; Parson has fun as a dispatcher; "Leeeeeeroy..."
  3. Page 50: Jillian reunites with gwiffons, prepares to leave; dwagons wreak havoc on battle bears and tower
  4. Page 51: Jillian argues with Webinar over leaving; Webinar appeals to Ansom via Charlie's Archons' Thinkagram
  5. Page 52: Ansom celebrates "victories"... outlook reversed by unit reports
  6. Page 53: Parson interrupts Sizemore's dirtamancy, discusses Misty situation over EyeM
  7. Page 54: Parson & Sizemore discuss mathamancy, Parson's wristwatch, & the eyemancers
  8. Page 55: Parson explains his combat moves to Stanley
  9. Page 56: Ansom & Vinny plan their response
  10. Page 57: Ansom shows he has an Evel side; stack one buys the farm
  11. Page 58: Ansom decides to go all in... literally
  12. Page 59: Ansom & company defeat the three dwagons; center hex revealed to contain trees, and little else
  13. Page 60: Parson reveals the full scope of his plan; Stanley takes the credit
  14. Page 61: Ansom and Vinny discuss implications of an empty center hex, charge anyway; Wanda mentions "veiling" of units, shocks Parson
  15. Page 62: Vinny presents two options: The Flight (through a ring of dwagon breath) and The Stand; Ansom chooses third: The Hunt
  16. Page 63: Jillian ditches Webinar & Dora, departs to search for dwagons; called "mean" by an Archon; agrees
  17. Page 64: Parson & Sizemore worry about Wanda's control of Jillian; Wanda gets defensive; Stanley pours over map; Jillian advances to hex adjacent to wounded dwagons
  18. Page 65: Jillian rationalizes abandoning hunt to self, Archons as saving Ansom from own ideal, locates wounded dwagons anyway; one Archon named (Jaclyn)
  19. Page 66: Parson et al. continue to argue about Wanda's spell upon Jillian; Jillian begins to rationalize not attacking.
  20. Page 67: Jaclyn elaborates on Wanda's spell over Jillian, against other Archons' wishes; Jillian admits to liking being part of Wanda's machinations; Jaclyn suggests Jillian phones a friend
  21. Page 68: Ansom & Vinny discuss the possibility that Jillian has betrayed them; Jillian sends Ansom a scathing thinkagram, but promises to croak some dwagons
  22. Page 69: Jillian begins the assault; Archons blast/vaporize/slice 'n' dice one dwagon each, pose for camera
  23. Page 70: Jillian jumps onto Leeroy's dwagon, headshots Leeroy; Parson orders remaining units to croak Jillian
  24. Page 71: Wanda opposes croaking Jillian; Stanley supports it; Manpower's kill (and uncroakness) yoinked by Ansom's Arkenpliers; Ansom & Jillian share a smile; Vinny croaks a dwagon with a kick
  25. Page 72: Stanley blows a microchip, orders Parson, Sizemore, and Wanda out of his sight; Wanda blows a microchip, becomes catatonic; Stanley orders all field units back to Gobwin Knob, eyemancers to unlink
  26. Page 73: Ansom & Vinny contemplate the day's victories & the next day's hardships; Vinny gets his Fonzie on with battle-damaged Archons; Jillian bivouacs with Ansom on his carpet
  27. Page 74: Parson and Sizemore discuss their various possible fates, discover that Bogroll took Parson's order to pretend to be him a bit too seriously

Day 6

  1. Page 75: Stanley attempts to restore one of the eyemancers to sanity, orders Mung to assemble the knights at dawn ("in full paint"); Sizemore attempts to dissuade Bogroll from waking Parson, waking Parson in the process
  2. Page 76: Parson berates Sizemore, relates intent to confront Stanley; Knights In Stanley's Service (KISS) assemble in courtyard
  3. Page 77: Stanley departs Gobwin Knob with the foolamancer, three knights, and remaining dwagons; Parson finds Misty, apparently croaked
  4. Parson's Klog #7: Parson's Klog: Stupid unit roster; Misty confirmed croaked
  5. Parson's Klog #8: Parson's Klog: Parson ponders the reality, unreality, cuteness, and tragicness of Erfworld
  6. Page 78: Parson inspects the tunnels, reflects on puns, possibility of being hospitalized in "real world"
  7. Page 79: Parson attempts to wake self, fails; Sizemore recounts Stanley's rise to power
  8. Parson's Klog #9: Parson's Klog: Sizemore making the tunnels more defensible; alliances, royals, and divine mandate
  9. Page 80: Ansom & Vinny review Jillian's claim to know Stanley's actions
  10. Page 81: "Veiled" dwagons appear as blimps; Jillian prepares to relate her back story
  11. Page 82: Jillian Zamussels mutually hated her liege, King Banhammer of Faq; Jillian identifies salad fork and eyeball fork as one and the same
  12. Page 83: Jillian confirms Wanda worked for Faq; Ansom fails to see past Jillian's lineage
  13. Page 84: Maggie (the thinkamancer) introduced; Parson debriefs her, learns that Wanda's condition & Misty's death resulted from thinkamancy spell-failure backlash
  14. Parson's Klog #10: Parson's Klog: Dirtamancers boost golems, croakamancers boost undead; natural thinkamancy inhibits free will?
  15. Page 85: Bedtime; Bogroll's greatest ambition: to save Parson's life

Day 7

  1. Page 86: Veiled dwagons de-spoof; Parson receives a sword ricasso with breakfast; "Subway" wrapper lists Royal Crown Coalition makeup
  2. Page 87: Sizemore hits scouting Marbit stack with "excessive force" (four hard-rock golems)
  3. Page 88: Arkendish named, located with Charlie; Parson & Maggie contact Charlie; Parson references All Your Base, Mork & Mindy
  4. Page 89: Parson offers Charlie his wristwatch/mathamancy bracer; dwagons re-veil as parade balloons
  5. Page 90: Ansom & advisers discuss implications of rock golems' attack on scouts; Jillian & Vinny dress as greasers, anticipating dance fighting; Charlie rejects Parson's offer, assures him that he will survive the battle; Parson plans one more thinkagram
  6. Page 91: Parson "calls" Ansom, denounces royalty as obsolete; Ansom makes a scene in front of alliance leadership; "superior" Stanley strangles foolamancer in outrage
  7. Page 92: Parson bluffs about allying with alliance members, spoofs Dr. Evil; Stanley interrupts Parson's call, asking how to fix foolamancer; foolamancer's name forgotten by Stanley, unknown by Maggie
  8. Page 93: Ansom & Vinny exchange angry stares over Ansom's fit; Ansom gives Jillian & Vinny their orders, to break their alliance in order to change the turn order; Jillian quotes Grease
  9. Page 94: Jillian's flight approaches the tower of Efdup unchallenged; Jillian confronts a (somewhat) recovered Wanda; orly: O HAI
  10. Page 95: Jillian prompts Wanda to defect, plans to slay Stanley when Wanda refuses; Jaclyn warns that Wanda is free of loyalty spells; Wanda casts several cheat codes and AGGROs
  11. Page 96: Jaclyn's, Pegataurs' flesh burned from their bones (apparently they failed their saving throws)
  12. Page 97: Ansom charges Webinar with command of Jetstone & Marbit forces (and only Jetstone & Marbit forces) in the tunnels
  13. Page 98: Parson explains that unlike Stanley, he still values Wanda after her failure; Wanda, speech-impaired, begins raising fallen Archons
  14. Parson's Klog #11: Parson's Klog: Parson explains Gobwin Knob's defensive zones, speculates upon Ansom's plan, implies that he has a plan of his own
  15. Parson's Klog #12: Parson's Klog: Parson believes Wanda's loyalties still lie with Gobwin Knob; cities without a leader freeze in time unless/until attacked; Parson resolves to play the fight out rather than surrender
  16. Page 99 : Vinny explains the plan to his boss, the Don; we see a preview of the battle to come, with dance fighting
  17. Page 100: Parsons plan relies on Ansom waiting until his forces are assembled (a fairly safe bet, knowing Ansom); Charlie hacks Parson's eyebook, proposes a business deal; Coalition forces surround the walls
  18. Page 101: Ansom's allies dissent over Ansom's inaction; Ansom justifies himself; Parson experiments with what he can say without being censored
  19. Page 102: Parson plans to order the casters to the Magic Kingdom should the battle go south; Sizemore worries not for his own life but for the lives of those he is ordered to kill, hates Parson for it
  20. Page 103: Parson asks Wanda not to leave to help Stanley, reveals his bargain with Charlie to abandon Vinny in exchange for 12 calculations - the first two of which concerned a (hypothetical?) attack on GK by Charlie; Parson feels played, is glad that Wanda doesn't laugh

Day 8

  1. Page 104: Caesar Borgata and company join with Jillian's stack, relieve her; Maggie casts "Ephedra" on Parson to clear his mind; Charlie's Archons arrive at GK, taking the first turn of the day; Charlie asks Parson up to the parapet
  2. Page 105 : Parson rebuffs Charlie, giving his chances of not losing the city within one turn at 58.9%; Charlie leaves his archons in place, "to assist if necessary"
  3. Page 106: Parson receives the rest of his sword in his breakfast Luckamancy Charms; sword's functions (leadership, combat, & ruthlessness) enumerated
  4. Page 107: Caesar was sent to compensate for lack of archons; Faq used Jack, the foolamancer, to stay hidden from Transylvito and others; Parson learned Jack's name from Wanda, orders Sizemore to begin liquid and gas traps, Maggie to contact Jack
  5. Page 108: Parson contacts the foolamancer, one Jack Snipe; in the tunnels, golems mix an unknown powder ("REDUX"), set off a flaming liquid trap ("FITH") near Webinar's regiment
  6. Page 109: Parson's efforts to snap Jack back to reality are apparently in vain; Parson sends gobwins into tunnels, to attack infantry and corral heavies & warlords
  7. Page 110: Stanley tries to appeal to Jack's sense of self-preservation to cast a real veil, while flying into the Doombats' trap; decides to punch through
  8. Page 111: Webinar finds Sizemore; Parson sends in the remaining knights, riding spidews; Doombats sing West Side Story; Stanley air-guitars with Arkenhammer, sings KISS
  9. Page 112: Webinar and Dora confront Sizemore; Sizemore heals a golem, which PKs Dora and Webinar; Sizemore laments, reports the rout; Parson discovers a new uncensored word: "Hosed, hosed, hosed!"
  10. Page 113: Vinny breaks down the odds - unled bats are weak, but with Caesar, the chief warlord for Transylvito, in the hex, they are more formidable; Stanley Van de Graffs Caesar; Jillian recognizes Jack, and Jack, Jillian
  11. Page 114: Jillian and gwiffons engage Stanley, croaking his mount; Jillian implores Jack to turn; Stanley flies himself and Jack up with Arkenhammer while Jack, restored to sanity, casts a veil
  12. Page 115: Jillian and co search for Stanley, discover that croaked dwagon is a fake; Stanley and Jack, still mounted, escape hex
  13. Page 116: Unable to read the Titans' will, Stanley takes Jack's suggestion to return to Gobwin Knob; uncroaked units' strength depends on the effort spent creating them; many units can be uncroaked together, but they'll be weak; Wanda uncroaks 1000+ Jetstone infantry
  14. Parson's Klog #13 [[TBFGK 116a|Parson's Klog: Parson explains the layout of the garrison, meditates on having caused the deaths of so many enemy troops, the effect of that on Sizemore, and his responsibility to his own men
  15. Page 117: The coalition is demoralized by Parson's new reinforcements, but Ansom pulls them back together, gets reckless with his statuesque keister to punch a hole through the uncroaked on the wall
  16. Page 118: Ansom fights uncroaked alone; siege units attack walls; Archons watch
  17. Page 119: Parson tries to out-guess Charlie, sends Wanda with uncroaked fliers to attack Ansom; Wanda stutters through battle song
  18. Page 120: Wanda locks Ansom's Arkenpliers, Webinar knocks them from his grasp, and him from his carpet; Ansom enters contract negotiations with an Archon
  19. Page 121: Ansom accepts Charlie's outrageous terms; Archons destroy all fliers in hex; Wanda is shielded (though her mount is not)
  20. Page 122: Wanda hovers on death's door as Ansom dives, retrieves pliers, monologues; Wanda dares him to touch her with them; Ansom declines; Sizemore and golems arrive from below to safeguard Wanda; Ansom returns to fight at wall
  21. Page 123: Sizemore takes Wanda to the dungeon to heal her; Parson outlines his latest tactic to Maggie; Parson relocates command to dungeon to personally inspect Wanda's "private stash" - and prepare for battle
  22. Page 124: Sizemore finds various magic spells in Wanda's stash; the casters challenge Parson's status as Perfect Warlord; Parson lectures them about strategy; the coalition troops at the courtyard gates
  23. Page 125: Parson explains combat bonuses, gives battle instructions to the casters; Ansom and the coalition warlords argue whether they should wait for the next turn or press the assault
  24. Page 126: Ansom gives battle instructions to the coalition troops; Sizemore and his golems attack two coalition warlords with Shockmancy; a crap golem explodes
  25. Page 127: The coalition troops break into the courtyard; Parson tells Bogroll that they still have a chance; Wanda leads uncroaked infantry into a dance-fight
  26. Page 128: The uncroaked inflict massive losses on the coalition infantry; Ansom negotiates with Archons; Archons relay directions for a dance-fight to the coalition troops
  27. Page 129: Parson orders a concentrated attack on Ansom; Maggie disrupts some Archons; the courtyard wall is down; Parson orders a general retreat into the dungeon; Parson gives Bogroll a mission
  28. Page 130: Parson contact Charlie and asks for a truce to surrender; Charlie reveals that he wants to get Parson and his bracer; Ansom flies up to the tower parapet to accept Parson's surrender
  29. Page 131: Ansom taunts surrendering Parson; Parson is revealed to be Bogroll in disguise; Bogroll knocks Ansom off his flying carpet and they fall down
  30. Page 132: Ansom and Bogroll are croaked; Parson orders Sizemore to collapse the tower and dungeons; Sizemore wrecks as much of Gobwin Knob as possible
  31. Page 133: Parson and remaining troops prepare for a last stand in the dungeon; a few enemy units break in, but are dispatched; Parson orders the casters into the Portal Room
  32. Page 134: Parson offers the casters to use the portal; they tell him Duty demands that he does not give up; Parson orders the casters to link up and uncroak the volcano
  33. Page 135: The casters magically merge their minds; Wanda and Sizemore uncroak the volcano together
  34. Page 136: Parson orders the casters into the portal; Charlie tries to make a deal; Parson runs into the portal
  35. Page 137: The volcano erupts; coalition troops die in a fire
  36. Page 138: Vinny tells Jillian they are not going after Stanley; Caesar tells them that all coalition troops at Gobwin are destroyed; Jillian leaps at Caesar at the news of Ansom's death
  37. Page 139: Vinny tells Caesar to back off; Vinny tries to console Jillian; they share a moment of grief
  38. Page 140: Parson is opposed by casters in the Magic Kingdom and gets Vulcan Nerve Pinched; Janis calls for Thinkamancers to break the link between Maggie, Sizemore and Wanda
  39. Page 141: Sizemore complains to Janis about Parson; Janis urges Sizemore to help and teach Parson, suggests that Parson may bring peace to Erfworld
  40. Page 142: Parson and the casters are forced to return to Gobwin Knob; they find it in ruins; Sizemore finds gems; Wanda finds the Arkenpliers and attunes to them
  41. Page 143: Parson muses on death and destruction that he caused; Wanda dismisses his complaints and digs up Ansom's corpse

Day 9

  1. Page 144: Stanley is on his way to Gobwin Knob; new turn starts; a dwagon pops up; Wanda reanimates Ansom with the Arkenpliers
  2. Page 145: Ansom's stats, zealotry prove to have survived decryption; Wanda turns the Arkenpliers on the rest of the army
  3. Page 146: Arkenpliers' limits tested; Bogroll confirmed to be Killed Off For Real; Wanda expresses gratitude-like emotion
  4. Page 147: Wanda answers long-standing Faq FAQs, commiserates about Fate; Parson appears unconvinced
  5. Page 148: Parson tosses gems around, discusses monstrosities, Thinkamancy with Maggie
  6. Pages 149-150: Boop filter broken. Parson makes a choice.
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