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Golems are [[magic]]ally animated [[Unit]]s. Frequently they are [[humanoid]], but this is not a requirement.
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==Known Varieties of Golems==
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[[File:TBFGK 10-13.jpg|thumb|Center|300px|An LFN and G-RAF cloth golem, along with two Battle Bears and other [[Royal Crown Coalition|RCC]] units.]]
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===Cloth Golems===
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'''First Appearance:''' [[TBFGK 10]]
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Cloth Golems are golems that have the appearance of large stuffed animals, down to being filled with stuffing. They are [[Unit#Natural Ability|Heavy]] units. They are created by, healed by, and receive bonuses from [[Dollamancy|Dollamancers]]. They include several types, including [[Battle Bear]]s, G-RAFs, LFNs, and tankeroos.
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====Battle Bears====
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Battle Bears have the additional ability of carrying and throwing large boulders, at their opponents or to damage walls. They served as [[Siege engine|siege]] units used in the [[Royal Crown Coalition]] and helped breach the [[City_Zones#Outer Walls|Outer Walls]] of [[Gobwin Knob]].
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====Tankeroos====
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Tankeroos are [[mount]]s that look like aggressive toy kangeroos and carry their riders in their pouches.
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====LFN====
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LFNs are mounts that look like toy elephants and have the mass to crush smaller opponents.
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G-RAFs look like toy giraffes. It is unclear what special abilities they possess.
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===Dirtamantic Golems===
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Dirtamantic Golems are created by [[Dirtamancer]]s out of various earthen materials - stones, rocks, metal, and, erm, "soil," or ''Crap''. They can be healed by and receive bonuses from Dirtamancers. Known types include Crap, Metal, and Rock (Soft, Hard, and Acid).
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====Crap Golem====
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'' 'If life gives you crap, make crap golems' '' - [[Sizemore Rockwell]] <br>
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'''First Appearance:''' [[TBFGK 53]]
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This is a mass of [[crap]] animated by the might of [[Dirtamancy]]. May detonate in a violent explosion if its [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pull_my_finger finger is pulled] by a [[Dirtamancer]].
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When one crap golem exploded, its sound effect was a well known imageboard. {{Erf|1|126}}
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[[Gobwin Knob]] had 19 of these on day 5. {{Erf|1|077a}}
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[[File:Hard_Rock_Golem.JPG|thumb|Center|130px|A Metal Golem.]]
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====Metal Golem====
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'''First Appearance:''' [[TBFGK 79a]]
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A golem, made of metal looking like a "heavy metal" musician. Most likely the most powerful Dirtamancy Golem introduced thus far, [[Gobwin Knob]] had one of these, according to Parson's Stupid Meal.
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[[File:Acid_Rock_Golem.JPG|thumb|Center|130px|An Acid Rock Golem.]]
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====Acid Rock Golem====
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'''First Appearance:''' [[TBFGK 79a]]
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Made of stone, looking like a "Disco" or "Psychedelic" era musician when people frequently went on LSD or "Acid" trips. It also has psychedelic patterns running through it. Gobwin Knob had two of these.
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[[File:Soft_Rock_Golem.JPG|thumb|Center|130px|A Hard Rock Golem.]]
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'''First Appearance:''' [[TBFGK 79a]]([[Parson's Klog|Klog]])/[[TBFGK 87]]
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Made of stone in the shape of a Rock Musician. Gobwin Knob had four of these{{Erf|1|126}}, presumably shown croaking marbits in the first Tunnel attack{{Erf|1|087}}.
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[[File:Cloth_Golem.JPG|thumb|Center|130px|A Soft Rock Golem.]]
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'''First Appearance:''' [[TBFGK 79a]]([[Parson's Klog|Klog]])/[[TBFGK 122]]
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Similar to a hard rock golem, but presumably less powerful. It looks like artists from the famous band the Beatles, who were known for relatively "soft" rock. Gobwin Knob had nine of these.
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There are several units that have not been explicitly been called "golems," but share many of the same characteristics of golems.  [[Scarecrow]]s, [[Moll]]s, and [[Doll]]s are all non-living units that are animated by magic.{{ref| [[First Intermission 13]]}} However, it is not clear whether they are truly golems, which are created and designed by their [[caster]], or if they fall more properly in the broader category of non-living units that use existing material (like [[uncroaked]] units which, while non-living and animated, use the corpses of the [[croaked]] as their medium).
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The names of the different types of Rock Golems (including Metal Golems) are references to genres of Rock 'n Roll music.  Furthermore, the physical shape of each type of golem is reminiscent of the type of music they represent.  For instance, in the case of the Soft Rock Golem shown above, the image looks strikingly similar to soft rocker Paul Simon circa 1968.[http://www.wolfgangsvault.com/dt/paul-simon-rolling-stone-magazine/RS216-RS.html] Similarly, four (presumed) Hard Rock Golems shown croaking a stack of [[marbits|marbit]] bear a striking resemblance to theme-rock band KISS.{{Erf|1|087}}[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss_%28band%29] One of the other golems (possibly metal?) was stylized after the Comedian from the graphic novel The Watchmen.
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Of the depicted Crap Golems, one is clearly identifiable as a dinosaur, one is a dalek from the television show Doctor Who and another resembles the titular character of the Schlock Mercenary webcomic.[http://www.schlockmercenary.com]
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The idea of a golem can be traced, through various role-playing game incarnations, to Jewish folktales and folklore describing animated creatures made from dust.
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