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=Proposed Canon=
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Golems are [[magic]]ally animated [[Unit]]s. Frequently they are [[humanoid]], but this is not a requirement.
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Golems are [[magic]]ally animated [[Unit]]s. Frequently they are [[humanoid]], but this is not a requirement. If a golem is destroyed, the remains can still be salvaged by a caster of the appropriate discipline.
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==Cloth Golems==
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==Dollamantic Golems==
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'''First Appearance:''' [[TBFGK 10]]
'''First Appearance:''' [[TBFGK 10]]
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Cloth Golems are golems that have the appearance of large stuffed animals, down to being filled with stuffing. They are [[Unit#Natural Ability|Heavy]] units. They are created by, healed by, and receive bonuses from [[Dollamancy|Dollamancers]]. They include several types, including [[Battle Bear]]s, G-RAFs, LFNs, and tankeroos.
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Dollamancy Golems are usually Cloth golems that have the appearance of large stuffed animals, down to being filled with stuffing. They are generally [[Heavy]] units. They are created by, healed by, and receive bonuses from [[Dollamancy|Dollamancers]]. They include several types, including [[Battle Bear]]s, G-RAFs, LFNs, and tankeroos.
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[[Holly Shortcake]] was well known as a [[Dollamancer]] who created many cloth golems.
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[[Holly Shortcake]] was well known as a [[Dollamancer]] who created many cloth golems. [[Ace Hardware]] on the other hand, prefers [[Action Figure]]s.
===Known Users===
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*[[Charlescomm]]
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*[[Gobwin Knob]]
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===Types===
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===Battle Bears===
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* [[Battle Bear]]s have the additional ability of carrying and throwing large boulders, at their opponents or to damage walls. They served as [[Siege engine|siege]] units used in the [[Royal Crown Coalition]] and helped breach the [[City_Zones#Outer Walls|Outer Walls]] of [[Gobwin Knob]].
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[[Battle Bear]]s have the additional ability of carrying and throwing large boulders, at their opponents or to damage walls. They served as [[Siege engine|siege]] units used in the [[Royal Crown Coalition]] and helped breach the [[City_Zones#Outer Walls|Outer Walls]] of [[Gobwin Knob]].
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* [[Tankeroo]]s are [[mount]]s that look like aggressive toy kangaroos and carry their riders in their pouches.
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* [[LFN]]s are mounts that look like toy elephants and have the mass to crush smaller opponents.
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* [[G-RAF]]s look like toy giraffes. It is unclear what special abilities they possess, other than the obvious advantage of height to look over the [[battlespace]].
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Tankeroos are [[mount]]s that look like aggressive toy kangaroos and carry their riders in their pouches.
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* [[Toy soldier]]s are toy sized, [[veil]]ed, [[scout]]ing units.
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LFNs are mounts that look like toy elephants and have the mass to crush smaller opponents.
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G-RAFs look like toy giraffes. It is unclear what special abilities they possess, other than the obvious advantage of height to look over the [[battlespace]].
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==Dirtamantic Golems==
==Dirtamantic Golems==
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===Known Users===
===Known Users===
*[[Gobwin Knob]] ([[Sizemore Rockwell]])
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* [[Crap golem]]s are a mass of [[crap]] animated by the might of [[Dirtamancy]]. By using shockamancy (possibly to detonate latent methane), they may detonate in a violent explosion.
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[[File:Crap_Golems.JPG|thumb|Center|480px|Crap Golems.]]
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* [[Metal golem]]s are golems made of metal looking like a "heavy metal" musician. Most likely the most powerful [[Dirtamancy]] Golem introduced thus far.
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** [[Tin golem]]s was Metal Golem variant used by [[Haffaton]], probably unique. It was created by [[Komatsu]], a [[Dirtamancer]], and given [[life]] by [[Maxwell]], a [[Thinkamancer]]
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** [[Acid rock golem]]s is a golem made of stone, looking like a "Disco" or "Psychedelic" era musician when people frequently went on LSD or "Acid" trips. It also has psychedelic patterns running through it.
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'' 'If life gives you crap, make crap golems' '' - [[Sizemore Rockwell]] <br>
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** [[Hard rock golem]]s is a golem made of stone in the shape of a Rock Musician.
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** [[Soft rock golem]]s are golems similar to a hard rock golem, but presumably less powerful. It looks like artists from the famous band the Beatles, who were known for relatively "soft" rock.
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'''First Appearance:''' [[TBFGK 53]]
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This is a mass of [[crap]] animated by the might of [[Dirtamancy]]. By using shockamancy (possibly to detonate latent methane), they may detonate in a violent explosion. In-comic, this was trigger by having it's [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pull_my_finger finger pulled] by a [[Dirtamancer]].
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When one crap golem exploded, its sound effect was a well known imageboard. {{Erf|1|126}}
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[[File:Metal_Golem.JPG|thumb|Center|130px|A Metal Golem.]]
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===Metal Golem===
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'''First Appearance:''' [[TBFGK 79a]]
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A golem, made of metal looking like a "heavy metal" musician. Most likely the most powerful [[Dirtamancy]] Golem introduced thus far, [[Gobwin Knob]] had one of these, according to Parson's [[Stupid Meal]] on day 5. {{Erf|1|077a}}.
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[[File:Acid_Rock_Golem.JPG|thumb|Center|130px|An Acid Rock Golem.]]
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Made of stone, looking like a "Disco" or "Psychedelic" era musician when people frequently went on LSD or "Acid" trips. It also has psychedelic patterns running through it. Gobwin Knob had two of these on day 5. {{Erf|1|077a}}.
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[[File:Hard_Rock_Golem.JPG|thumb|Center|130px|A Hard Rock Golem.]]
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'''First Appearance:''' [[TBFGK 79a]]([[Parson's Klog|Klog]])/[[TBFGK 87]]
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Made of stone in the shape of a Rock Musician. Gobwin Knob had four of these{{Erf|1|126}} on day 5 {{Erf|1|077a}}, presumably shown croaking marbits in the first Tunnel attack{{Erf|1|087}}.
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[[File:Soft_Rock_Golem.JPG|thumb|Center|130px|A Soft Rock Golem.]]
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'''First Appearance:''' [[TBFGK 79a]]([[Parson's Klog|Klog]])/[[TBFGK 122]]
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Similar to a hard rock golem, but presumably less powerful. It looks like artists from the famous band the Beatles, who were known for relatively "soft" rock. Gobwin Knob had nine of these on day 5. {{Erf|1|077a}}.
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==Hat Magic Golems==
==Hat Magic Golems==
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===Snow Golem===
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'''First Appearance:''' [[IPTSF Text 19]]
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* [[Snow golem]]s the only know example is made of only three large balls of snow, with sticks for arms and small black rocks for features.
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Made by Wanda on the return trip to Haffaton. It was made of only three large balls of snow, with sticks for arms and small black rocks for features.
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=Speculation=
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==Other Possible Golem Types==
==Other Possible Golem Types==

Latest revision as of 06:58, 27 July 2014

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[edit] Proposed Canon

Golems are magically animated Units. Frequently they are humanoid, but this is not a requirement. If a golem is destroyed, the remains can still be salvaged by a caster of the appropriate discipline.

[edit] Dollamantic Golems

An LFN and G-RAF cloth golem, along with two Battle Bears and other RCC units.

First Appearance: TBFGK 10

Dollamancy Golems are usually Cloth golems that have the appearance of large stuffed animals, down to being filled with stuffing. They are generally Heavy units. They are created by, healed by, and receive bonuses from Dollamancers. They include several types, including Battle Bears, G-RAFs, LFNs, and tankeroos. Holly Shortcake was well known as a Dollamancer who created many cloth golems. Ace Hardware on the other hand, prefers Action Figures.

[edit] Known Users

[edit] Types

  • Battle Bears have the additional ability of carrying and throwing large boulders, at their opponents or to damage walls. They served as siege units used in the Royal Crown Coalition and helped breach the Outer Walls of Gobwin Knob.
  • Tankeroos are mounts that look like aggressive toy kangaroos and carry their riders in their pouches.
  • LFNs are mounts that look like toy elephants and have the mass to crush smaller opponents.
  • G-RAFs look like toy giraffes. It is unclear what special abilities they possess, other than the obvious advantage of height to look over the battlespace.
  • Toy soldiers are toy sized, veiled, scouting units.

[edit] Dirtamantic Golems

Dirtamantic Golems are created by Dirtamancers out of various earthen materials - stones, rocks, metal, and, erm, "soil," or Crap. They can be healed by and receive bonuses from Dirtamancers. Known types include Crap, Metal, and Rock (Soft, Hard, and Acid).

[edit] Known Users

[edit] Types

  • Crap golems are a mass of crap animated by the might of Dirtamancy. By using shockamancy (possibly to detonate latent methane), they may detonate in a violent explosion.
  • Metal golems are golems made of metal looking like a "heavy metal" musician. Most likely the most powerful Dirtamancy Golem introduced thus far.
  • Rock golems
    • Acid rock golems is a golem made of stone, looking like a "Disco" or "Psychedelic" era musician when people frequently went on LSD or "Acid" trips. It also has psychedelic patterns running through it.
    • Hard rock golems is a golem made of stone in the shape of a Rock Musician.
    • Soft rock golems are golems similar to a hard rock golem, but presumably less powerful. It looks like artists from the famous band the Beatles, who were known for relatively "soft" rock.

[edit] Hat Magic Golems

[edit] Types

  • Snow golems the only know example is made of only three large balls of snow, with sticks for arms and small black rocks for features.

[edit] Speculation

[edit] Other Possible Golem Types

There are several units that have not been explicitly been called "golems," but share many of the same characteristics of golems. Scarecrows, Molls, and Dolls are all non-living units that are animated by magic.First Intermission 13 However, it is not clear whether they are truly golems, which are created and designed by their caster, or if they fall more properly in the broader category of non-living units that use existing material (like uncroaked units which, while non-living and animated, use the corpses of the croaked as their medium).

Tchotchkes may be golems or may be separate class of unit.

It may be possible to create as yet unseen types of Golems from material such as wood or flesh.

[edit] Real World References

The names of the different types of Rock Golems (including Metal Golems) are references to genres of Rock 'n Roll music. Furthermore, the physical shape of each type of golem is reminiscent of the type of music they represent. For instance, in the case of the Soft Rock Golem shown above, the image looks strikingly similar to soft rocker Paul Simon circa 1968.[1] Similarly, four (presumed) Hard Rock Golems shown croaking a stack of marbit bear a striking resemblance to theme-rock band KISS.Erf-b1-p087Same-site.PNG[2] One of the other golems (possibly metal?) was stylized after the Comedian from the graphic novel The Watchmen.

Of the depicted Crap Golems, one is clearly identifiable as a dinosaur, one is a dalek from the television show Doctor Who and another resembles the titular character of the Schlock Mercenary webcomic.[3]

The Snow Golem is a reference to Frosty the Snowman.

The idea of a golem can be traced, through various role-playing game incarnations, to Jewish folktales and folklore describing animated creatures made from dust.

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