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Proposed Canon

First Mentioned: IPTSF Text 3

First Appearance: IPTSF Text 47

Pedobears are a type of unit in service to Goodminton. It is described as "foul-tempered" and mentioned as one of the "vicious war beasts in iron chains or in cages" together with pokedaemons and a fruit brute.^{IPTSF Text 3}

It is a small bear that wears a clown-hat and rides a miniature Penny Farthing into battle. It is described as having "an unsettling expression of infinite, pitiless evil,"^{IPTSF Text 47} and its fighting style as "fast, vicious and dirty". The bicycle is considered a mount.^{IPTSF Text 48}

Its method of attack is to maneuver behind the enemy, and then stab them with its hat.^{IPTSF Text 48}

Speculation

Real World References

Pedobear is a reference to an Internet meme of the same name.