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Descriptive Table of Contents/First Intermission

2009-06-06T19:45:26Z

76.231.44.105: /* Day 1 */

===Day 1===
<ol><li>[[First Intermission 1|Page 1]]: Parson finds it ridiculous how quickly the city is rebuilt once Stanley allocates the funding.</li><li>[[First Intermission 2|Page 2]]: Stanley returns with most of his dwagon contingent; Parson explores the new Gobwin Knob.</li>

2009-04-23T08:46:10Z

76.231.44.105: Just needs new stuff added

== Day 1 ==
<ol><li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0001.html Giant Elvii create the world; Marbits buy extra troops]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0002.html Manpower the Temporary bites it, tastes key lime pie; Wanda introduced, her bad day gets worse]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0003.html Wanda returns to Gobwin Knob via dwagon]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0004.html Bogroll, Stanley introduced; former demonstrates lack of guile; latter busts a nut]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0005.html Wanda & Stanley talk strategy; Wanda brings up summoning spell]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0006.html Stanley orders Wanda to buy spell & cast it herself; Bogroll lives up to his name]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0007.html Jillian, Ansom introduced; Ansom makes pass at Jillian]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0008.html Night falls; Ansom discusses scouting with/continues to make passes at Jillian; Jillian bivouacs in the open field]</li></ol>
== Day 2 ==
<ol start="9"><li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0009.html Jillian goes scouting; "ORLY?"]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0010.html Jillian hits a target of opportunity; Webinar, Dora introduced, sent after Jillian]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0011.html Sizemore introduced, found flaking with hippiemancers, scolded by Wanda]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0012.html Jillian captured by dwagons; "OMGWTFBBQ!"]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0013.html Wanda & Sizemore beam back to Gobwin Knob; Sizemore makes crap golems]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0014.html Parson introduced; works at Kinko's; checks Hamstard's hitcount]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0015.html Parson eats gwiffon for breakfast, gives grandiose game intro]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0016.html Ashna questions Parson's health; PLOT happens]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0017.html Stanley & Wanda go Tron; Stanley continues to make unreasonable demands; Parson arrives in Erfworld]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0018.html Parson gets a headache, swears a lot]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0019.html Stanley & Parson debate Wanda's assertion that he is alive; Parson stands up]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0020.html Stanley declares himself a tool]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0021.html Arkenpliers first seen; Ansom addresses his war council; Elf subraces revealed to be plentiful]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0022.html Elven parade continues; Vinny introduced; Arkenpliers formally revealed; Ansom demonstrates overconfidence]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0023.html Parson compelled to laugh at Stanley's bad jokes; Parson recognizes Gobwin Knob]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0024.html Parson declared Lord Hamster; Wanda excused to pursue her hobbies]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0025.html Webinar engages spidews, loses cloth golem]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0026.html Parson & Stanley discuss dwagons & stupid names]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0027.html Wanda changes clothes; Parson introduced to uncroaked warlords; Manpower craves pie]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0028.html Mung introduced; Wanda reveals white leather fetish; Mung stands at attention]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0029.html Stanley unknowingly imitates Vizzini; Bogroll reports as lackey retainer to Parson]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0030.html Jillian asks for the very easy way, gets the very hard way]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0031.html Parson insinuates that Stanley is evil; Stanley reacts poorly]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0032.html Stanley orders Parson not to speak, reveals expectation of Arkenpliers]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0033.html Stanley gives Parson an eyebook; Parson contacted by Sizemore]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0034.html Ansom & Vinny discuss Stanley's rise to power; Webinar finds Jillian's items; Ansom calls Charlie]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0035.html Parson learns about magic from Sizemore]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0036.html Sizemore takes Parson's crap; Wanda finishes interrogating Jillian, shifts to girl-talk]</li></ol>
== Day 3 ==
* Stupid meal toy: "3D" Goggles ("See unit stats!")
<ol start="37"><li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0037.html Bogroll presents Parson with his armor]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0038.html Parson's Klog, birthdate 12/7/1982: Parson shares feelings on Erfworld; Hamstard invents the lipid golem.]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0039.html Jillian blushes, breaks down; Wanda hypnotizes Mung]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0040.html Parson's Klog: Magic theory]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0041.html Parson's Klog: Strategery!]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0042.html Parson gets a Stupid Meal; Arkentools numbered at four]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0043.html Parson & Stanley continue verbal sparring; Wanda manipulates them both]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0044.html Parson's Klog: Parson laments difficulty learning about combat; some system tidbits revealed; Bogroll's stats revealed]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0045.html Wanda releases Jillian; plan to lure Ansom out revealed; Wanda gets creepiness on]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0046.html Charlie's Archons introduced, ally with Jetstone; Vinny persuades Ansom not to personally rescue Jillian]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0047.html Parson & Wanda react to the failed plan; Wanda advises Parson on dealing with His Toolship; Wanda confused by childhood]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0048.html Parson's Klog: More combat system lamentations & tidbits on unit construction]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0049.html Night passes with a Shakespearean sonnet; Parson gets an idea]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0050.html Misty (the lookamancer) introduced; Parson tries to order nighttime troop movements; Misty protests]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0051.html Parson's plan is shot down; Misty's name revealed, tries to help]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0052.html Parson's Klog: Critical combat info, and a plan of action]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0053.html Wanda chews Parson out for messing with the eyemancers, resigns herself to placating Stanley; Parson's plan made sweeter by Ansom's lack of intel]</li></ol>
== Day 4 ==
* Stupid meal toy: Mathamancy bracer ("Calculate odds!")
<ol start="54"><li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0054.html Wanda helps Stanley "relax"; Dwagons begin the attack]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0055.html Bat*21 swallowed; Parson has fun as a dispatcher; "Leeeeeeroy..."]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0056.html Jillian reunites with gwiffons, prepares to leave; dwagons wreak havok on battle bears and tower]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0057.html Jillian argues with Webinar over leaving; Webinar appeals to Ansom via Charlie's Archons' Thinkagram]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0058.html Ansom celebrates "victories"... outlook reversed by unit reports]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0059.html Parson interrupts Sizemore's dirtamancy, discusses Misty situation over EyeM]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0060.html Parson & Sizemore discuss mathamancy, Parson's wristwatch, & the eyemancers]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0061.html Parson explains his combat moves to Stanley]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0062.html Ansom & Vinny plan their response]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0063.html Ansom shows he has an Evel side; stack one buys the farm]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0064.html Ansom decides to go all in... literally]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0065.html Ansom & company defeat the three dwagons; center hex revealed to contain trees, and little else]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0066.html Parson reveals the full scope of his plan; Stanley takes the credit]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0067.html Ansom and Vinny discuss implications of an empty center hex, charge anyway; Wanda mentions "veiling" of units, shocks Parson]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0068.html Vinny presents two options: ''The Flight'' (through a ring of dwagon breath) and ''The Stand''; Ansom chooses third: ''The Hunt'']</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0069.html Jillian ditches Webinar & Dora, departs to search for dwagons; called "mean" by an Archon; agrees]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0070.html Parson & Sizemore worry about Wanda's control of Jillian; Wanda gets defensive; Stanley pours over map; Jillian advances to hex adjacent to wounded dwagons]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0071.html Jillian rationalizes abandoning hunt to self, Archons as saving Ansom from own ideal, locates wounded dwagons anyway; one archon named (Jaclyn)]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0072.html Parson et al. continue to argue about Wanda's spell upon Jillian; Jillian begins to rationalize not attacking.]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0073.html Jaclyn elaborates on Wanda's spell over Jillian, against other archons' wishes; Jillian admits to liking being part of Wanda's machinations; Jaclyn suggests Jillian phones a friend]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0074.html Ansom & Vinny discuss the possibility that Jillian has betrayed them; Jillian sends Ansom a scathing thinkagram, but promises to croak some dwagons]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0075.html Jillian begins the assault; archons blast/vaporize/slice 'n' dice one dwagon each, pose for camera]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0076.html Jillian jumps onto Leeroy's dwagon, headshots Leeroy; Parson orders remaining units to croak Jillian]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0077.html Wanda opposes croaking Jillian; Stanley supports it; Manpower's kill (and uncroakness) yoinked by Ansom's Arkenpliers; Ansom & Jillian share a smile; Vinny croaks a dwagon with a kick]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0078.html Stanley blows a microchip, orders Parson, Sizemore, and Wanda out of his sight; Wanda blows a microchip, becomes catatonic; Stanley orders all field units back to Gobwin Knob, eyemancers to unlink]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0079.html Ansom & Vinny contemplate the day's victories & the next day's hardships; Vinny gets his Fonzie on with battle-damaged Archons; Jillian bivouacs with Ansom on his carpet]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0080.html Parson and Sizemore discuss their various possible fates, discover that Bogroll took Parson's order to pretend to be him a bit too seriously]</li></ol>
== Day 5 ==
* Stupid meal toy: Sword hilt ("Leadership!")
<ol start="81"><li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0081.html Stanley attempts to restore one of the eyemancers to sanity, orders Mung to assemble the knights at dawn ("in full paint"); Sizemore attempts to disuade Bogroll from waking Parson, waking Parson in the process]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0082.html Parson berrates Sizemore, relates intent to confront Stanley; Knights In Stanley's Service (KISS) assemble in courtyard]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0083.html Stanley departs Gobwin Knob with the foolamancer, three knights, and remaining dwagons; Parson finds Misty, apparently croaked]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0084.html Parson's Klog: Stupid unit roster; Misty confirmed croaked]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0085.html Parson's Klog: Parson ponders the reality, unreality, cuteness, and tragicness Erfworld]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0086.html Parson inspects the tunnels, reflects on puns, possibility of being hospitalized in "real world"]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0087.html Parson attempts to wake self, fails; Sizemore recounts Stanley's rise to power]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0088.html Parson's Klog: Sizemore making the tunnels more defensible; alliances, royals, and divine mandate]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0089.html Ansom & Vinny review Jillian's claim to know Stanley's actions]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0090.html "Veiled" dwagons appear as blimps; Jillian prepares to releate her backstory]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0091.html Jillian Zamussels mutually hated her liege, King Banhammer of Faq; Jillian identifies salad fork and eyeball fork as one and the same]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0092.html Jillian confirms Wanda worked for Faq; Ansom fails to see past Jillian's lineage]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0093.html Maggie (the thinkamancer) introduced; Parson debriefs her, learns that Wanda's condition & Misty's death resulted from thinkamancy spell-failure backlash]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0094.html Parson's Klog: Dirtamancers boost golems, croakamancers boost undead; natual thinkamancy inhibits free will?]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0095.html Bedtime; Bogroll's greatest ambition: to save Parson's life]</li></ol>
== Day 6 ==
* ErfWorld toy: Sword ricasso ("Combat!")
<ol><li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0096.html Veiled dwagons de-spoof; Parson recieves a sword ricasso with breakfast; "Subway" wrapper lists Royal Crown Coalition makeup]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0097.html Sizemore hits scouting Marbit stack with "excessive force" (four hard-rock golems)]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0098.html Arkendish named, located with Charlie; Parson & Maggie contact Charlie; Parson references All Your Base, Mork & Mindy]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0099.html Parson offers Charlie his wristwatch/mathamancy bracer; dwagons re-veil as parade baloons]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0100.html Ansom & advisors discuss implications of rock golems' attack on scouts; Jillian & Vinny dress as greasers, anticipating dance fighting; Charlie rejects Parson's offer, assures him that he will survive the battle; Parson plans one more thinkagram]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0101.html Parson "calls" Ansom, denounces royalty as obsolete; Ansom makes a scene in front of alliance leadership; "superior" Stanley strangles foolamancer in outrage]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0102.html Parson bluffs about allying with alliance members, spoofs Dr. Evil; Stanley interrupts Parson's call, asking how to fix foolamancer; foolamancer's name forgotten by Stanley, unknown by Maggie]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0103.html Ansom & Vinny exchange angry stares over Ansom's fit; Ansom gives Jillian & Vinny their orders, to break their alliance in order to change the turn order; Jillian quotes ''Grease'']</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0104.html Jillian's flight approaches the tower of Efdup unchallenged; Jillian confronts a (somewhat) recovered Wanda; orly: O HAI]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0105.html Jillian prompts Wanda to defect, plans to slay Stanley when Wanda refuses; Jaclyn warns that Wanda is free of loyalty spells; Wanda casts several cheat codes and AGGROs]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0106.html Jaclyn's, Pegataurs' flesh burned from their bones (apparently their failed their saving throws)]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0107.html Ansom charges Webinar with command of Jetstone & Marbit forces (and ''only'' Jetstone & Marbit forces) in the tunnels]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0108.html Parson explains that unlike Stanley, he still values Wanda after her failure; Wanda, speech-impaired, begins raising fallen Archons]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0109.html Parson's Klog: Parson explains Gobwin Knob's defensive zones, speculates upon Ansom's plan, implies that he has a plan of his own]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0110.html Parson's Klog: Parson believes Wanda's loyalties still lie with Gobwin Knob; cities without a leader freeze in time unless/until attacked; Parson resoves to play the fight out rather than surrender]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0111.html Vinny explains the plan to his boss, the Don; we see a preview of the battle to come, with dance fighting]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0112.html Parsons plan relies on Ansom waiting until his forces are assembled (a fairly safe bet, knowing Ansom); Charlie hacks Parson's eyebook, proposes a business deal; Coalition forces surround the walls]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0113.html Ansom's allies dissent over Ansom's inaction; Ansom justifies himself; Parson experiments with what he can say without being censored]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0114.html Parson plans to order the casters to the Magic Kingdom should the battle go south; Sizemore worries not for his own life but for the lives of those he is ordered to kill, hates Parson for it]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0115.html Parson asks Wanda not to leave to help Stanley, reveals his bargain with Charlie to abandon Vinny in exchange for 12 calculations - the first two of which concerned a (hypothetical?) attack on GK by Charlie; Parson feels played, is glad that Wanda doesn't laugh]</li></ol>
== Day 7 ==
* Luckamancy Charms toy: Sword blade ("Ruthlessness!")
<ol start="116"><li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0116.html Caesar Borgata and company join with Jillian's stack, relieve her; Maggie casts "Ephedra" on Parson to clear his mind; Charlie's Archons arrive at GK, taking the first turn of the day; Charlie asks Parson up to the parapet]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0117.html Parson rebuffs Charlie, giving his chances of not losing the city within one turn at 58.9%; Charlie leaves his archons in place, "to assist if necessary"]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0118.html Parson recieves the rest of his sword in his breakfast Luckamancy Charms; sword's functions explained: leadership, combat, & ruthlessness]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0119.html Caesar was sent to compensate for lack of archons; Faq used Jack, the foolamancer, to stay hidden from Transylvito and others; Parson learned Jack's name from Wanda, orders Sizemore to begin liquid and gas traps, Maggie to contact Jack]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0120.html Parson contacts the foolamancer, one Jack Snipe; in the tunnels, golems mix an unknown powder ("REDUX"), set off a flaming liquid trap ("FITH") near Webinar's regiment]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0121.html Parson's efforts to snap Jack back to reality are apparently in vain; Parson sends gobwins into tunnels, to attack infantry and corral heavies & warlords]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0122.html Stanley tries to appeal to Jack's sense of self-preservation to cast a real veil, while flying into the Doombats' trap; decides to punch through]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0123.html Webinar finds Sizemore; Parson sends in the remaining knights, riding spidews; Doombats sing West Side Story; Stanley air-guitars with Arkenhammer, sings KISS]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0124.html Webinar and Dora confront Sizemore; Sizemore heals a golem, which PKs Dora and Webinar; Sizemore laments, reports the rout; Parson discoveres a new uncensored word: "Hosed, hosed, hosed!"]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0125.html Vinny breaks down the odds - unled bats are weak, but with Caesar, the chief warlord for Transylvito, in the hex, they are more formidable; Stanley Van de Graffs Caesar; Jillian recognizes Jack, and Jack, Jillian]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0126.html Jillian and gwiffons engage Stanley, croaking his mount; Jillian implores Jack to turn; Stanley flies himself and Jack up with Arkenhammer while Jack, restored to sanity, casts a veil]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0127.html Jillian and co search for Stanley, discover that croaked dwagon is a fake; Stanley and Jack, still mounted, escape hex]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0128.html Unable to read the Titans' will, Stanely takes Jack's suggestion to return to Gobwin Knob; uncroaked units' strength depends on the effort spent creating them; many units can be uncroaked together, but they'll be weak; Wanda uncroaks 1000+ Jetstone infantry]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0129.html Parson's Klog: Parson explains the layout of the garrison, meditates on having caused the deaths of so many enemy troops, the effect of that on Sizemore, and his responsibility to his own men]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0130.html The coalition is demoralized by Parson's new reinforcements, but Ansom pulls them back together, gets reckless with his statuesque keister to punch a hole through the uncroaked on the wall]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0131.html Ansom fights uncroaked alone; siege units attack walls; Archons watch]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0132.html Parson tries to out-guess Charlie, sends Wanda with uncroaked fliers to attack Ansom; Wanda stutters through battle song]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0133.html Wanda locks Ansom's Arkenpliers, Webinar knocks them from his grasp, and him from his carpet; Ansom enters contract negotiations with an Archon]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0134.html Ansom accepts Charlie's outrageous terms; Archons destroy all fliers in hex; Wanda is shielded (though her mount is not)]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0135.html Wanda hovers on death's door as Ansom dives, retrieves pliers, monologues; Wanda dares him to touch her with them; Ansom declines; Sizemore and golems arrive from below to safeguard Wanda; Ansom returns to fight at wall]</li>
<li>[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0136.html Sizemore takes Wanda to the dungeon to heal her; Parson outlines his latest tactic to Maggie; Parson relocates command to dungeon to personally inspect Wanda's "private stash" - and prepare for battle]</li></ol>

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2009-04-23T08:28:13Z

76.231.44.105: NOT DONE YET

# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0001.html Giant Elvii create the world; Marbits buy extra troops]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0002.html Manpower the Temporary bites it, tastes key lime pie; Wanda introduced, her bad day gets worse]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0003.html Wanda returns to Gobwin Knob via dwagon]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0004.html Bogroll, Stanley introduced; former demonstrates lack of guile; latter busts a nut]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0005.html Wanda & Stanley talk strategy; Wanda brings up summoning spell]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0006.html Stanley orders Wanda to buy spell & cast it herself; Bogroll lives up to his name]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0007.html Jillian, Ansom introduced; Ansom makes pass at Jillian]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0008.html Night falls; Ansom discusses scouting with/continues to make passes at Jillian; Jillian bivouacs in the open field]
== Day 2 ==
#9 [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0009.html Jillian goes scouting; "ORLY?"]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0010.html Jillian hits a target of opportunity; Webinar, Dora introduced, sent after Jillian]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0011.html Sizemore introduced, found flaking with hippiemancers, scolded by Wanda]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0012.html Jillian captured by dwagons; "OMGWTFBBQ!"]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0013.html Wanda & Sizemore beam back to Gobwin Knob; Sizemore makes crap golems]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0014.html Parson introduced; works at Kinko's; checks Hamstard's hitcount]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0015.html Parson eats gwiffon for breakfast, gives grandiose game intro]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0016.html Ashna questions Parson's health; PLOT happens]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0017.html Stanley & Wanda go Tron; Stanley continues to make unreasonable demands; Parson arrives in Erfworld]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0018.html Parson gets a headache, swears a lot]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0019.html Stanley & Parson debate Wanda's assertion that he is alive; Parson stands up]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0020.html Stanley declares himself a tool]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0021.html Arkenpliers first seen; Ansom addresses his war council; Elf subraces revealed to be plentiful]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0022.html Elven parade continues; Vinny introduced; Arkenpliers formally revealed; Ansom demonstrates overconfidence]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0023.html Parson compelled to laugh at Stanley's bad jokes; Parson recognizes Gobwin Knob]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0024.html Parson declared Lord Hamster; Wanda excused to pursue her hobbies]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0025.html Webinar engages spidews, loses cloth golem]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0026.html Parson & Stanley discuss dwagons & stupid names]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0027.html Wanda changes clothes; Parson introduced to uncroaked warlords; Manpower craves pie]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0028.html Mung introduced; Wanda reveals white leather fetish; Mung stands at attention]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0029.html Stanley unknowingly imitates Vizzini; Bogroll reports as lackey retainer to Parson]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0030.html Jillian asks for the very easy way, gets the very hard way]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0031.html Parson insinuates that Stanley is evil; Stanley reacts poorly]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0032.html Stanley orders Parson not to speak, reveals expectation of Arkenpliers]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0033.html Stanley gives Parson an eyebook; Parson contacted by Sizemore]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0034.html Ansom & Vinny discuss Stanley's rise to power; Webinar finds Jillian's items; Ansom calls Charlie]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0035.html Parson learns about magic from Sizemore]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0036.html Sizemore takes Parson's crap; Wanda finishes interrogating Jillian, shifts to girl-talk]
<hr>[b]Day 3[/b] - Stupid meal toy: "3D" Goggles ("See unit stats!")

# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0037.html Bogroll presents Parson with his armor]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0038.html Parson's Klog, birthdate 12/7/1982: Parson shares feelings on Erfworld; Hamstard invents the lipid golem.]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0039.html Jillian blushes, breaks down; Wanda hypnotizes Mung]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0040.html Parson's Klog: Magic theory]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0041.html Parson's Klog: Strategery!]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0042.html Parson gets a Stupid Meal; Arkentools numbered at four]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0043.html Parson & Stanley continue verbal sparring; Wanda manipulates them both]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0044.html Parson's Klog: Parson laments difficulty learning about combat; some system tidbits revealed; Bogroll's stats revealed]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0045.html Wanda releases Jillian; plan to lure Ansom out revealed; Wanda gets creepiness on]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0046.html Charlie's Archons introduced, ally with Jetstone; Vinny persuades Ansom not to personally rescue Jillian]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0047.html Parson & Wanda react to the failed plan; Wanda advises Parson on dealing with His Toolship; Wanda confused by childhood]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0048.html Parson's Klog: More combat system lamentations & tidbits on unit construction]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0049.html Night passes with a Shakespearean sonnet; Parson gets an idea]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0050.html Misty (the lookamancer) introduced; Parson tries to order nighttime troop movements; Misty protests]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0051.html Parson's plan is shot down; Misty's name revealed, tries to help]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0052.html Parson's Klog: Critical combat info, and a plan of action]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0053.html Wanda chews Parson out for messing with the eyemancers, resigns herself to placating Stanley; Parson's plan made sweeter by Ansom's lack of intel]
<hr>[b]Day 4[/b] - Stupid meal toy: Mathamancy bracer ("Calculate odds!")

# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0054.html Wanda helps Stanley "relax"; Dwagons begin the attack]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0055.html Bat*21 swallowed; Parson has fun as a dispatcher; "Leeeeeeroy..."]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0056.html Jillian reunites with gwiffons, prepares to leave; dwagons wreak havok on battle bears and tower]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0057.html Jillian argues with Webinar over leaving; Webinar appeals to Ansom via Charlie's Archons' Thinkagram]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0058.html Ansom celebrates "victories"... outlook reversed by unit reports]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0059.html Parson interrupts Sizemore's dirtamancy, discusses Misty situation over EyeM]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0060.html Parson & Sizemore discuss mathamancy, Parson's wristwatch, & the eyemancers]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0061.html Parson explains his combat moves to Stanley]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0062.html Ansom & Vinny plan their response]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0063.html Ansom shows he has an Evel side; stack one buys the farm]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0064.html Ansom decides to go all in... literally]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0065.html Ansom & company defeat the three dwagons; center hex revealed to contain trees, and little else]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0066.html Parson reveals the full scope of his plan; Stanley takes the credit]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0067.html Ansom and Vinny discuss implications of an empty center hex, charge anyway; Wanda mentions "veiling" of units, shocks Parson]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0068.html Vinny presents two options: [i]The Flight[/i] (through a ring of dwagon breath) and [i]The Stand[/i]; Ansom chooses third: [i]The Hunt[/i]]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0069.html Jillian ditches Webinar & Dora, departs to search for dwagons; called "mean" by an Archon; agrees]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0070.html Parson & Sizemore worry about Wanda's control of Jillian; Wanda gets defensive; Stanley pours over map; Jillian advances to hex adjacent to wounded dwagons]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0071.html Jillian rationalizes abandoning hunt to self, Archons as saving Ansom from own ideal, locates wounded dwagons anyway; one archon named (Jaclyn)]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0072.html Parson et al. continue to argue about Wanda's spell upon Jillian; Jillian begins to rationalize not attacking.]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0073.html Jaclyn elaborates on Wanda's spell over Jillian, against other archons' wishes; Jillian admits to liking being part of Wanda's machinations; Jaclyn suggests Jillian phones a friend]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0074.html Ansom & Vinny discuss the possibility that Jillian has betrayed them; Jillian sends Ansom a scathing thinkagram, but promises to croak some dwagons]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0075.html Jillian begins the assault; archons blast/vaporize/slice 'n' dice one dwagon each, pose for camera]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0076.html Jillian jumps onto Leeroy's dwagon, headshots Leeroy; Parson orders remaining units to croak Jillian]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0077.html Wanda opposes croaking Jillian; Stanley supports it; Manpower's kill (and uncroakness) yoinked by Ansom's Arkenpliers; Ansom & Jillian share a smile; Vinny croaks a dwagon with a kick]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0078.html Stanley blows a microchip, orders Parson, Sizemore, and Wanda out of his sight; Wanda blows a microchip, becomes catatonic; Stanley orders all field units back to Gobwin Knob, eyemancers to unlink]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0079.html Ansom & Vinny contemplate the day's victories & the next day's hardships; Vinny gets his Fonzie on with battle-damaged Archons; Jillian bivouacs with Ansom on his carpet]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0080.html Parson and Sizemore discuss their various possible fates, discover that Bogroll took Parson's order to pretend to be him a bit too seriously]
<hr>[b]Day 5[/b] - Stupid meal toy: Sword hilt ("Leadership!")

# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0081.html Stanley attempts to restore one of the eyemancers to sanity, orders Mung to assemble the knights at dawn ("in full paint"); Sizemore attempts to disuade Bogroll from waking Parson, waking Parson in the process]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0082.html Parson berrates Sizemore, relates intent to confront Stanley; Knights In Stanley's Service (KISS) assemble in courtyard]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0083.html Stanley departs Gobwin Knob with the foolamancer, three knights, and remaining dwagons; Parson finds Misty, apparently croaked]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0084.html Parson's Klog: Stupid unit roster; Misty confirmed croaked]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0085.html Parson's Klog: Parson ponders the reality, unreality, cuteness, and tragicness Erfworld]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0086.html Parson inspects the tunnels, reflects on puns, possibility of being hospitalized in "real world"]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0087.html Parson attempts to wake self, fails; Sizemore recounts Stanley's rise to power]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0088.html Parson's Klog: Sizemore making the tunnels more defensible; alliances, royals, and divine mandate]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0089.html Ansom & Vinny review Jillian's claim to know Stanley's actions]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0090.html "Veiled" dwagons appear as blimps; Jillian prepares to releate her backstory]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0091.html Jillian Zamussels mutually hated her liege, King Banhammer of Faq; Jillian identifies salad fork and eyeball fork as one and the same]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0092.html Jillian confirms Wanda worked for Faq; Ansom fails to see past Jillian's lineage]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0093.html Maggie (the thinkamancer) introduced; Parson debriefs her, learns that Wanda's condition & Misty's death resulted from thinkamancy spell-failure backlash]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0094.html Parson's Klog: Dirtamancers boost golems, croakamancers boost undead; natual thinkamancy inhibits free will?]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0095.html Bedtime; Bogroll's greatest ambition: to save Parson's life]
<hr>[b]Day 6[/b] - ErfWorld toy: Sword ricasso ("Combat!")

# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0096.html Veiled dwagons de-spoof; Parson recieves a sword ricasso with breakfast; "Subway" wrapper lists Royal Crown Coalition makeup]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0097.html Sizemore hits scouting Marbit stack with "excessive force" (four hard-rock golems)]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0098.html Arkendish named, located with Charlie; Parson & Maggie contact Charlie; Parson references All Your Base, Mork & Mindy]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0099.html Parson offers Charlie his wristwatch/mathamancy bracer; dwagons re-veil as parade baloons]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0100.html Ansom & advisors discuss implications of rock golems' attack on scouts; Jillian & Vinny dress as greasers, anticipating dance fighting; Charlie rejects Parson's offer, assures him that he will survive the battle; Parson plans one more thinkagram]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0101.html Parson "calls" Ansom, denounces royalty as obsolete; Ansom makes a scene in front of alliance leadership; "superior" Stanley strangles foolamancer in outrage]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0102.html Parson bluffs about allying with alliance members, spoofs Dr. Evil; Stanley interrupts Parson's call, asking how to fix foolamancer; foolamancer's name forgotten by Stanley, unknown by Maggie]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0103.html Ansom & Vinny exchange angry stares over Ansom's fit; Ansom gives Jillian & Vinny their orders, to break their alliance in order to change the turn order; Jillian quotes [i]Grease[/i]]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0104.html Jillian's flight approaches the tower of Efdup unchallenged; Jillian confronts a (somewhat) recovered Wanda; orly: O HAI]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0105.html Jillian prompts Wanda to defect, plans to slay Stanley when Wanda refuses; Jaclyn warns that Wanda is free of loyalty spells; Wanda casts several cheat codes and AGGROs]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0106.html Jaclyn's, Pegataurs' flesh burned from their bones (apparently their failed their saving throws)]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0107.html Ansom charges Webinar with command of Jetstone & Marbit forces (and [i]only[/i] Jetstone & Marbit forces) in the tunnels]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0108.html Parson explains that unlike Stanley, he still values Wanda after her failure; Wanda, speech-impaired, begins raising fallen Archons]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0109.html Parson's Klog: Parson explains Gobwin Knob's defensive zones, speculates upon Ansom's plan, implies that he has a plan of his own]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0110.html Parson's Klog: Parson believes Wanda's loyalties still lie with Gobwin Knob; cities without a leader freeze in time unless/until attacked; Parson resoves to play the fight out rather than surrender]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0111.html Vinny explains the plan to his boss, the Don; we see a preview of the battle to come, with dance fighting]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0112.html Parsons plan relies on Ansom waiting until his forces are assembled (a fairly safe bet, knowing Ansom); Charlie hacks Parson's eyebook, proposes a business deal; Coalition forces surround the walls]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0113.html Ansom's allies dissent over Ansom's inaction; Ansom justifies himself; Parson experiments with what he can say without being censored]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0114.html Parson plans to order the casters to the Magic Kingdom should the battle go south; Sizemore worries not for his own life but for the lives of those he is ordered to kill, hates Parson for it]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0115.html Parson asks Wanda not to leave to help Stanley, reveals his bargain with Charlie to abandon Vinny in exchange for 12 calculations - the first two of which concerned a (hypothetical?) attack on GK by Charlie; Parson feels played, is glad that Wanda doesn't laugh]
<hr>[b]Day 7[/b] - Luckamancy Charms toy: Sword blade ("Ruthlessness!")

# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0116.html Caesar Borgata and company join with Jillian's stack, relieve her; Maggie casts "Ephedra" on Parson to clear his mind; Charlie's Archons arrive at GK, taking the first turn of the day; Charlie asks Parson up to the parapet]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0117.html Parson rebuffs Charlie, giving his chances of not losing the city within one turn at 58.9%; Charlie leaves his archons in place, "to assist if necessary"]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0118.html Parson recieves the rest of his sword in his breakfast Luckamancy Charms; sword's functions explained: leadership, combat, & ruthlessness]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0119.html Caesar was sent to compensate for lack of archons; Faq used Jack, the foolamancer, to stay hidden from Transylvito and others; Parson learned Jack's name from Wanda, orders Sizemore to begin liquid and gas traps, Maggie to contact Jack]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0120.html Parson contacts the foolamancer, one Jack Snipe; in the tunnels, golems mix an unknown powder ("REDUX"), set off a flaming liquid trap ("FITH") near Webinar's regiment]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0121.html Parson's efforts to snap Jack back to reality are apparently in vain; Parson sends gobwins into tunnels, to attack infantry and corral heavies & warlords]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0122.html Stanley tries to appeal to Jack's sense of self-preservation to cast a real veil, while flying into the Doombats' trap; decides to punch through]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0123.html Webinar finds Sizemore; Parson sends in the remaining knights, riding spidews; Doombats sing West Side Story; Stanley air-guitars with Arkenhammer, sings KISS]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0124.html Webinar and Dora confront Sizemore; Sizemore heals a golem, which PKs Dora and Webinar; Sizemore laments, reports the rout; Parson discoveres a new uncensored word: "Hosed, hosed, hosed!"]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0125.html Vinny breaks down the odds - unled bats are weak, but with Caesar, the chief warlord for Transylvito, in the hex, they are more formidable; Stanley Van de Graffs Caesar; Jillian recognizes Jack, and Jack, Jillian]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0126.html Jillian and gwiffons engage Stanley, croaking his mount; Jillian implores Jack to turn; Stanley flies himself and Jack up with Arkenhammer while Jack, restored to sanity, casts a veil]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0127.html Jillian and co search for Stanley, discover that croaked dwagon is a fake; Stanley and Jack, still mounted, escape hex]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0128.html Unable to read the Titans' will, Stanely takes Jack's suggestion to return to Gobwin Knob; uncroaked units' strength depends on the effort spent creating them; many units can be uncroaked together, but they'll be weak; Wanda uncroaks 1000+ Jetstone infantry]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0129.html Parson's Klog: Parson explains the layout of the garrison, meditates on having caused the deaths of so many enemy troops, the effect of that on Sizemore, and his responsibility to his own men]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0130.html The coalition is demoralized by Parson's new reinforcements, but Ansom pulls them back together, gets reckless with his statuesque keister to punch a hole through the uncroaked on the wall]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0131.html Ansom fights uncroaked alone; siege units attack walls; Archons watch]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0132.html Parson tries to out-guess Charlie, sends Wanda with uncroaked fliers to attack Ansom; Wanda stutters through battle song]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0133.html Wanda locks Ansom's Arkenpliers, Webinar knocks them from his grasp, and him from his carpet; Ansom enters contract negotiations with an Archon]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0134.html Ansom accepts Charlie's outrageous terms; Archons destroy all fliers in hex; Wanda is shielded (though her mount is not)]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0135.html Wanda hovers on death's door as Ansom dives, retrieves pliers, monologues; Wanda dares him to touch her with them; Ansom declines; Sizemore and golems arrive from below to safeguard Wanda; Ansom returns to fight at wall]
# [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0136.html Sizemore takes Wanda to the dungeon to heal her; Parson outlines his latest tactic to Maggie; Parson relocates command to dungeon to personally inspect Wanda's "private stash" - and prepare for battle]