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=Book 1: The Battle for Gobwin Knob=
==Intro==
[[Ruler|Overlord]] [[Stanley the Plaid]] is conducting a military campaign to quest for the [[Arkentool]]s – [[artifact]]s of ancient power left behind by the [[Titans]] who created the [[Erfworld]].

Stanley controls one of these tools, the [[Arkenhammer]], but his quest for the others seems to have been costly and unsuccessful.

==Day 1==
The story opens{{erf|1|001}} with [[the Battle of Warchalking]] fought by the forces of Stanley the Plaid and [[Marbits]]. The battle ends in defeat for Stanley, when Stanley's last living warlord – [[Manpower the Temporary]] – is killed in battle.

Stanley's chief adviser [[Wanda Firebaugh]] convinces him to purchase an expensive [[Summon Perfect Warlord Spell]] as a last-ditch hope to prevent defeat.

Stanley insists that Wanda cast the [[Spell]] herself (ignoring her attempts to explain that she specializes in [[Croakamancy]] and the spell requires a [[Findamancer]]).

==Day 2+3==
After getting the spell from the magic kingdom,
Wanda summons [[Parson Gotti]] from a gaming session in his apartment on Earth into the Erfworld{{erf|1|016}}, where he is to serve as [[Chief Warlord]] to Stanley.

Meanwhile{{erf|1|021}}, [[Prince Ansom]] of [[Jetstone]] is leading a massive [[Royal Crown Coalition|coalition]] toward Stanley's capital, [[Gobwin Knob]], hoping to destroy Stanley's [[side]] forever.

One of Ansom's [[warlord]]s, a female [[barbarian]] [[Jillian Zamussels]] (who is Ansom’s love interest) flies on a scouting mission.
As soon as she leaves, Ansom sends a squad of heavy ground units led by warlords [[Sir Webinar]] and [[Dora]] to follow her as emergency backup.

Jillian is captured by Stanley's forces and taken to Gobwin Knob, where Wanda interrogates her. Their interactions suggest that they are romantically or otherwise intimate.

==Day 4==
After concluding the interrogation, Wanda, confident of her emotional domination of the prisoner, plans to deliberately release her to be found by [[Webinar]]'s squad and become a bait for [[Ansom]].

Expecting [[Ansom]] to personally lead a rescue expedition, [[Wanda]], [[Stanley]], and [[Parson]] plot an ambush. The trap fails when [[Vinny Doombats]] of [[Transylvito]], one of Ansom's warlords, persuades him to remain behind although Ansom moves with the flying units to the head of the column.
In addition, he contacts [[Charlie]], a powerful [[Ruler]] and a [[mercenary]], and hires three of Charlie's [[Archon]]s from him to reinforce [[Webinar]]'s group.

During this time, [[Parson]] has been learning the battle [[Erfworld Mechanics|mechanics]] of Erfworld and has planned an attack on the coalition.

==Day 5==
Taking advantage of the enemy column's lack of air cover, Parson sends a force of [[dwagon]]s to make hit-and-run raids. They surgically target heavy [[Siege engine|siege]] units, which are critical to Ansom's attack plans, and then retreat.

After the raids, Vinny's scout [[doombat]]s discover a ring of dwagons in the forest near the column. Inferring that this formation has been deployed to protect the attacking dwagons until they heal the next turn, Ansom assembles a force to punch through the far side of the ring (its weakest point) and finish them off while they are still wounded and vulnerable.

Ansom's force fights its way into the circle, and finds nothing inside. The ring formation is a trick (in fact, the wounded dwagons are hovering over a nearby lake, out of reach of enemy ground units). Ansom considers his options for salvaging the situation. In the hope of saving the remaining siege units, he orders Jillian to lead the air units in a hunt for the wounded dwagons.

Jillian begins to carry out the search as ordered. However, she deliberately sends Webinar, Dora, and most of the slower flying units on wild-goose chases and leaves them behind. Then, she declares that she is abandoning the mission in favor of heading directly back to Ansom's position to help him escape from the dwagon ring. One of the Archons confronts her with the question of whether her actions are the result of being under a spell just as they find the group of wounded dwagons.

Meanwhile, Stanley and his advisers monitor the situation from the situation room at Gobwin Knob, using a battlefield command-and-control display generated by three mentally linked spellcasters: a [[Lookamancer]], a [[Thinkamancer]], and a [[Foolamancer]]. Parson worries that Jillian's group is getting too close to the wounded dwagons; however, Wanda insists that Jillian will not attack. [[Sizemore Rockwell]], another of Stanley's [[caster]]s, warns that the [[Suggestion Spell]] on Jillian might break if it requires actions (such as ignoring enemy units) that are too difficult to rationalize away. Wanda angrily dismisses his concern.

Face to face with the wounded dwagons, Jillian is unwilling to attack, and flounders for a reason to avoid doing so. [[Jaclyn]], one of the Archons, presses her for a decision to either attack, switch sides, or quit. Under this pressure, Jillian overcomes Wanda's [[Spell]] and sends a message to Ansom declaring her hatred for Stanley and love for Ansom. She then leads her force in an attack.

Parson directs a focused counterattack, ordering his forces to "croak, not capture" the enemy warlord. Wanda objects, but Parson and Stanley are unswayed.
However, Ansom comes to Jillian's rescue just in time, with Vinny in tow.
With these reinforcements, the dwagons are routed and destroyed.

Stanley is enraged over the loss of the dwagons and will not listen to Parson's attempt to suggest a new plan of attack. He decides to take his last stand back into his own hands and orders Parson, Wanda, and Sizemore out of his sight.
As they leave (with Parson carrying Wanda, who is in a state of shock), he sends a command to recall all of his surviving forces to Gobwin Knob, and orders the three casters to break their link.

==Day 6==
Parson decides that he has to risk Stanley's wrath and convince him to attack the enemy leaders. Before he can do so, he finds that the surviving dwagons (from the decoy ring) have returned to Gobwin Knob. Stanley takes them, along with the Foolamancer and the top three units of the [[Knights in Stanley's Service]], and departs the city.

Parson is left as sole commander of the limited forces remaining at Gobwin Knob, which he must rally in a final stand against Ansom's vast coalition.
Parson goes to the situation room and finds that [[Misty]], the Lookamancer, was killed by the severing of the link.

While examining the tunnels under Gobwin Knob, Parson learns from Sizemore, Stanley's [[Dirtamancer]], that they were designed for mining rather than defense, and can only be collapsed to a limited extent before bringing down the entire city.

During this conversation, Sizemore describes Stanley's rise to power. Originally a common piker, Stanley was promoted to warlord. He then found and was attuned to the Arkenhammer, enabling him to tame dwagons.
The battles he won as a result impressed then-ruler [[King Saline IV]], who made Stanley his Chief Warlord and [[Heir Designate]].
After a [[gobwin]] rebellion resulted in Saline’s death, Stanley, who was away on a mission at that time, returned and succeeded Saline as the [[Ruler]], but in his case he is an Overlord because he is not [[Royal]].

As Ansom's forces approach Gobwin Knob, Jillian surmises that Stanley has fled and requests permission to pursue, but refuses to explain where he went or how she knows. After her request is denied, she tells her story to Ansom in person.
Jillian had been the [[heir]] to the small, hidden [[Kingdom of Faq]].
Unhappy with life at home, she led mercenary expeditions to supplement Faq's treasury.
While on a mission, she got a message describing a massive dwagon flight over Faq, and then found her status changed to barbarian. Continuing to take mercenary jobs to support herself, she learned that Stanley was a likely suspect in the attack.
This was confirmed the first time she was captured by Stanley's forces, and encountered a [[caster]] from Faq, who turns out to be Wanda Firebaugh, working for Stanley.
After this explanation, Ansom agrees with Jillian's conclusion that Stanley is headed to the ruins of Faq with the intent of making a new start there.

==Day 7==
Parson then begins putting his new plan into motion. He directs Sizemore to lead his [[golem]]s in an overwhelmingly strong attack against the furthest-advanced [[Marbit]] scouts in the tunnels, ignoring all other forces. This ploy should lead Ansom to believe that the tunnels under the city are mostly unguarded. Parson consults [[Maggie]], the Thinkamancer, who tells him that Wanda will probably recover eventually, but not yet.
Parson then has Maggie put him in direct contact with Charlie, and offers him a deal. Charlie takes a friendly tone, but declines to damage his reputation by changing sides in mid-conflict. After Maggie tells him that she has the stamina to send only one more [[Thinkagram]] this turn, Parson contacts Ansom and deliberately goads him, scoffing at royalty and declaring that Stanley's attunement to the Arkenhammer and Ansom’s failure to attune to his [[Arkenpliers]] shows Stanley to be Ansom's "superior".

However, this goading is unknowingly interrupted by Stanley. The Foolamancer was mentally damaged by the severing of the link, and has been unable to cast a proper [[Veil]]ing [[Spell]] to help Stanley evade pursuit. Stanley contacted Maggie to see if she can help with the problem. She suggests addressing the Foolamancer by his proper name to restore his sense of self. Unfortunately, neither she nor Stanley knows what his name is.

Ansom dispatches a force of air units, led by Jillian and Vinny, to hunt down Stanley. Jullian is instructed to break [[alliance]] with Jetstone at the end of the day and re-ally with the Translyvito and Charlie. This will give them a late-afternoon [[turn]] that day and an early-morning turn the next day, thus giving them a double move before Stanley can get any further. They plan to catch on Stanley and intercept him in a narrow mountain pass leading to Faq.

Ansom then sends a force of Jetstone units led by Webinar and Dora into the tunnels, believing (thanks to Parson's earlier ruse) that he has found an undefended path to the main city garrison.

Jillian leads her forces directly over Gobwin Knob, buzzing the Tower of Efdup. She confronts Wanda, who has partially recovered from her collapse. After Jillian declares her intention of hunting down Stanley and freeing Wanda from his service, Wanda activates the tower's anti-air defenses. This strikes down several [[Unipegataur]]s and Jaclyn the Archon, but spares Jillian herself. The intruders retreat, and Wanda heads down to the courtyard to [[uncroak]] the fallen enemy units, providing Gobwin Knob with a small air force.

That night, Parson discusses plans with Sizemore and Wanda. Sizemore is very unhappy about fighting, not because he fears death, but because he does not wish to kill. However, he accepts that he has no real choice. Wanda intends to go after Stanley and rescue him, but is dissuaded when Parson explains that he has made a deal with Charlie. Freed of his Jetstone alliance by Ansom's turn order exploit, Charlie is bowing out, avoiding a new alliance with Transylvito by making them an unacceptably expensive offer. Without the Archons reinforcing the enemy, Stanley will be able to survive on his own.
The next day, Parson's turn does not begin at dawn as usual. Instead, a large number of Archons arrive in Gobwin Knob airspace, and Charlie offers to hire Parson and extricate him from the siege. Parson declines, and convinces Charlie to stand by and await the outcome of the battle with Ansom's forces.

==Day 8==
When Parson's turn does begin, a box of [[Luckamancy]] Charms appears, along with the final piece of a [[Parson's Sword|sword]]. The back of the box indicates that the items that have been appearing in his [[Stupid Meal|meals]] to date (a pair of [[3D Glasses|glasses]] that let him see unit stats, a [[Mathamancy Bracer|bracer]] that interfaces with his calculator watch to compute battle odds, and the previous pieces of the sword) are there to correct flaws in the [[Summon Perfect Warlord Spell|summoning spell]] and make Parson the "Perfect Warlord" he was originally supposed to be.

Parson learns from Wanda that the Foolamancer's name is [[Jack]], and has Maggie contact him in an attempt to get him to convince Stanley to return to Gobwin Knob with the dwagons. However, Jack does not seem to understand. Stanley, Jack, and the rest of the group continue on until they reach a choke point, where Jillian, Vinny, and a force of Transylvito warlords and bats wait in ambush. Transylvito warlord [[Caesar Borgata]] leads the assault, planning to make up for the departure of the Archons with a large quantity of bats reinforced by warlord bonuses.

Stanley fights his way through, and closes with Jillian, who stayed in the rear as a backup. Jillian and Jack recognize each other, and after Jillian addresses him by the name Jack snaps out of his derangement. He uses his illusions to help Stanley escape.

Finding himself with only a half dozen of his original 30 dwagons and still on the wrong side of the choke point, Stanley is convinced to abandon his plan and head back toward Gobwin Knob.

Back at the city, Parson sends a large force led by Sizemore into the mining tunnels under Gobwin Knob to repel Ansom's underground attack. Hidden traps are activated and badly damage the Jetstone units. Sizemore himself is confronted by Webinar and Dora. He re-animates one of his defeated golems, who then squashes the two Jetstone warlords. With the loss of their leaders, the invaders are routed. Sizemore then seals the tunnels against further incursion, and Wanda reanimates the fallen enemies from this underground conflict to make an army of [[uncroaked]] soldiers, which Parson will use to protect the outer walls of Gobwin Knob.

The sight of uncroaked former Jetstones defending the walls of Gobwin Knob increases tensions within Ansom's coalition and outrages Ansom himself to the point of launching a one-man assault on the walls. He cuts a swath through the uncroaked horde with the Arkenpliers, until Wanda leads her flying uncroaked units against him. Ansom loses the Arkenpliers and is knocked from his flying carpet, falling to the city walls. He desperately offers Charlie a new alliance, and one of the Archons presents him with a set of "amended" terms, which he grudgingly accepts.

The Archons then disintegrate Wanda's flying uncroaked forces, including the unipegataur she was riding, and she falls down. Ansom recovers the Arkenpliers and confronts Wanda, but she is rescued by Sizemore and his golems.

As the attackers breach the outer walls of Gobwin Knob, Parson has his units stage a fighting retreat into the garrison, and moves his headquarters from the tower to the dungeon beneath the city.

Wanda leads uncroaked infantry in a dance fight and at first gains upper hand against coalition troops pouring into the courtyard as they lack units capable of dance-fight.

Ansom counters that with a Dance Dance Revolution-style dance relayed to his troops by Charlie's Archons, which gives his forces a massive bonus and leads them to victory.

Ansom seizes the courtyard and Parson relays through Charlie a desire to personally surrender to victorious Ansom atop the tower parapet. Parson gets his [[twoll]] lackey, [[Bogroll]], magically disguised as himself and sends the twoll to surrender in his place. Ansom realizes the trick too late and the twoll tackles the prince off his flying carpet. Ansom and the twoll fall from the height of the parapet in front of the entire coalition army, and both get croaked - Ansom by the fall and Bogroll by the enraged coalition forces immediately after.

Parson follows his assassination of Ansom by ordering Sizemore to collapse all the mining tunnels beneath the city, completely destroying Gobwin Knob and many coalition units within its walls.

This rack and ruin is insufficient for victory though as too many coalition forces remain alive. Parson retreats with the casters into the portal room in the dungeon to discuss the desperate final plan. Gobwin Knob is built atop an extinct volcano, and Parson orders Maggie, Wanda and Sizemore to make it erupt. The casters use magic to link the minds of Wanda the Croakmancer and Sizemore the Dirtmancer, and with their combined skill they uncroak the volcano.

The plan succeeds and the eruption devastates the coalition, annihilating all besiegers who entered the city and those in the surrounding hexes. Charlie attempts to treat with Parson, but he refuses and escapes with the casters through the portal to the [[Magic Kingdom]].

Elsewhere, surviving Transylvito warlords and Jillian discuss the news communicated to them by the Transylvito Thinkamancer.
The coalition is dissolved, and Jillian and Vinny are devastated by the news of Ansom’s death. Caesar Borgata wants to claim Faq for his side.

Parson and the casters return to Gobwin Knob early next day to find a scene of utter ruin. The coalition is erased and the terrain itself changed.
Sizemore shows Parson that he has discovered a fortune in gems exposed by the volcano, while Wanda finds the Arkenpliers in the ruins and attunes to them.

Parson muses on the death and destruction that he caused and wonders if that is what he dreamed about. Wanda tells him that it is the world that wanted him, not the other way around, as she digs up Ansom’s corpse.

Meanwhile, Stanley receives a call from Maggie and gets updated with the situation in Gobwin Knob. He decides to get back home immediately.

==Day 9==
Gobwin Knob's turn starts at dawn, and Parson concludes that there are no enemy troops in vicinity. Wanda reanimates Ansom with the Arkenpliers, and the result is different from the usual uncroaked: Ansom appears lifelike and has his memories and intellect basically intact. However, he now sees things from a new viewpoint and wishes to help Parson conquer Erfworld.

Wanda uses the Arkenpliers to reanimate the whole army of croaked units as lifelike "decrypted" units. Describing how she knew that she would one day wield an Arkentool, she reveals that she had led Stanley to Faq. She had underestimated him, believing that he would be defeated and thereby deliver the Arkenhammer to her. Instead, he sacked Faq, and Wanda turned to his side and maneuvered him into questing for the other Arkentools.

=Summer Updates=

See also: [[Descriptive Table of Contents/First Intermission]]

==[http://www.erfworld.com/wiki/index.php/First_Intermission_1 Day 1]==
* Gobwin Knob is rebuilt, [[Stanley]] returns, talking and [http://www.erfworld.com/wiki/index.php/First_Intermission_7 fireworks].
* Stanley [http://www.erfworld.com/wiki/index.php/First_Intermission_9 decides] to conquer back his lost cities, [[Ansom]] gets promoted to chief warlord, [[Parson]] gets to 'manage' GK.
* [[Jillian]] [http://www.erfworld.com/wiki/index.php/First_Intermission_10 moves] with the Transylvitan warlords towards their capital, [http://www.erfworld.com/wiki/index.php/First_Intermission_13 visiting] [[Aqua Velva]] on the way.

==[http://www.erfworld.com/wiki/index.php/First_Intermission_22 Day 2]==
* Parson chats with Charlie. Charlie guesses about the volcano-spell.

==[http://www.erfworld.com/wiki/index.php/First_Intermission_18 Day 3]==
* Jillian meets [[Don King]], talk about Royalty and [http://www.erfworld.com/wiki/index.php/First_Intermission_21 rebuilding Faq].
* Parson, Maggie and Sizemore have a [http://www.erfworld.com/wiki/index.php/First_Intermission_23 picknick], with lots of talk and discussions.
* Parson [http://www.erfworld.com/wiki/index.php/First_Intermission_27 tries to leave the city], and to [http://www.erfworld.com/wiki/index.php/First_Intermission_32 ride a dwagon], both unsuccessfully.

==[http://www.erfworld.com/wiki/index.php/First_Intermission_33 Day 4]==
* Led by Ansom and Wanda, GK's army reaches the first city to conquer, [[Warchalking]].

==[http://www.erfworld.com/wiki/index.php/First_Intermission_35 Day 8]==
* Parson finds something useful to do for Stanley: collect [[dwagons]] in the minty mountains, using [[Archons]] as scouts.

==[http://www.erfworld.com/wiki/index.php/First_Intermission_36 Day 11]==
* Parson talks with [[Jack]] on his daily tour of the city, wondering about some useless buildings in the city.

==[http://www.erfworld.com/wiki/index.php/First_Intermission_37 Day 18]==
* [[Vinny]] visits Queen Jillian in the newly rebuilt [[city of Faq]].
* (Charlie takes a picture of GK's army conquering [[Orgchart]].)

==[http://www.erfworld.com/wiki/index.php/First_Intermission_38 Day 19]==
* Parson starts to study strategy, using Jack as a battle simulator.

==[http://www.erfworld.com/wiki/index.php/First_Intermission_39 Day 20]==
* (In the morning, some units of Charlie were defeated by GK)
* Charlie contacts Parson, Charlie spends another battle-calculation.

==[http://www.erfworld.com/wiki/index.php/First_Intermission_40 Day 23]==
* Jetstone troops led by Prince [[Ossomer]] arrive at [[Dhrystone]], Prince [[Tramennis]] meets him there and tells that [[Ansom]] has changed sides.

==[http://www.erfworld.com/wiki/index.php/First_Intermission_41 Day 24]==
* [[Charlie]] contacts [[Jillian]], proposes to become her secret ally against [[Stanley]].
* [[Parson]] sets up a [[dwagon]]-express. (Exact date not known)

==[http://www.erfworld.com/wiki/index.php/First_Intermission_42 Day 29]==
* Ansom has a meeting with Stanley in GK, talk about conquering Unaroyal and Jetstone.

==[http://www.erfworld.com/wiki/index.php/First_Intermission_43 Day 31]==
* After a parley with GK, Queen Bea of [[Unaroyal]] decides to destroy her side and write [[Don King]] a letter, giving information about the decrypted army.
* (Empty capital of Unaroyal gets captured by GK)

==[http://www.erfworld.com/wiki/index.php/First_Intermission_44 Day 38]==
* Parson talks with [[Maggie]] on his daily tour, discussing routine work, Wanda, and sex.
* Parson has a conference with some of the [[Archons]], learns details about them and [[Charlie]].

==Day 40==
* ([[Carpool]] captures the city of [[Carport]], croaks 2 of Transyvito's warlords during the battle)

==Day 42==
* ([[Jillian]] 'visits' the neighbor kingdom [[Jitterati]], attacks the cities [[Kona]] and [[Valdez]], and captures the warlord [[Duncan Scone]].)

==Day 45==
* ([[Jillian]] starts to produce a royal heir. Accelerated by her [[turnamancer]] [[Vanna]], this will only need 40 turns instead of 60.)

==[http://www.erfworld.com/wiki/index.php/First_Intermission_47 Day 52]==
* [[Caesar Borgata]] has barely won a battle against [[Carpool]] over the small town [[Chocula]].
* The town most likely was set up as a trap for [[Transylvito]]'s [[warlord]]s.
* [[Caesar Borgata|He]] reports via [[thinkagram]] to [[Bunny]], who turns out to be his [[:Category:Relationships|love-interest]].
* [[Transylvito]] is now producing a heir.

==[http://www.erfworld.com/wiki/index.php/First_Intermission_48 Day 54]==
* [[Parson]] chats with [[Charlie]] again. [[Ansom]] has tried diplomatic contacts.

==[http://www.erfworld.com/wiki/index.php/First_Intermission_49 Day 55] (64 [[AW]])==
* [[Jillian]] goes on a mission.

=Book 2: Love Is a Battlefield=

==Issue 1: Meet the Jetstones==

===Day 1 (75 AW)===
* [[Gobwin Knob]]'s turn
** [[Ansom]] meets with [[Ossomer]] and [[Tramennis]]

* [[Royal Crown Coalition]]'s turn
** ...

==Issue 2: It's Raining Men==

===Day 1 (75 AW) continued===
* [[Royal Crown Coalition]]'s turn continued
** ...

=See Also=
*[[Descriptive Table of Contents]]

[[Category:Comic]]
[[Category:Analysis]]

Predictamancy

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=Canon=
{{MagicSchool
|Hocus Pocus
}}
=Proposed Canon=
Predictamancy is one of the three disciplines of the [[Magic]] class [[Hocus Pocus]]; it is aligned with the axis of [[Fate]].{{erf|1|038a|Parson's Klog #2}}

==Abilities==
*[[Findamancer]]s and [[Predictamancer]]s in the [[Magic Kingdom]]{{erf|1|013}} together forged a [[Spell]]{{erf|1|005}} that was supposed to summon the "[[Perfect Warlord]]".

== Natural Predictamancy ==
Intuition is said to be a natural form of Predictamancy in [[LIAB Text 38]].

==Known Predictamancers==
*[[Marie Lavraie]]: An predictamancer from [[FAQ]] responsible for many plot central predictions.

=Speculation=
==Predictions that have proven accurate==
*[[Marie Lavraie]] predicted that [[Faq]] would fall some day.{{erf|1|082}}
*[[Marie Lavraie]] determined the order in which cities of [[Faq]] were veiled by the [[Foolamancer]].{{erf|1|107}}
*[[Marie Lavraie]] predicted that [[Wanda]] would take possession of an [[Arkentool]] and attune to it.{{erf|1|143}}

==Predictamancy and causality==
The mechanisms of predictamancy have not been described in any detail. Some possible mechanics are:

===Self Fulfilling Prophecy===
Knowledge of the predictions or predictamancy itself casues the predictions to be true. It could be argued that [[Wanda]] only became attuned to the [[Arkenpliers]] due to a course of actions based on future knowledge.{{erf|1|143}}

===Future event created by prediction===
Any use of Predictamancy could "plant" an event somewhere in the future of the targeted [[creature]]/[[item]]/[[land]]. For example, when [[Wanda]] was affected by Predictamancy, she was "foretold" to attune herself to an [[Arkentool]], but not which one or when. From that point, events that could cause her to attune had a higher odds of occurring, until the prophecy was fulfilled.

===Outside influence===
Forces beyond the scope of ordinary cause and effect in [[Erfworld]] (For instance the [[Titans]]) alter events to reach the predicted state regardless of anybody's knowledge or choices.

===Foreknowledge===
The Predictamancer obtains knowledge of future events by some unspecified means. Any actions taken on this knowledge are known in advance as well, and any influence already accounted for. Thus the act of predicting (or more precisely the act of telling someone a prediction) can change events, but the events leading up to the foreknown event are also foreknown.

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Megalogwiff

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=Proposed Canon=

'''First Appearance:''' [[First Intermission 41]]

A [[flying unit|flying]] [[non-humanoid]] [[mount]] [[unit]], good ones are triple the size of a [[gwiffon]]. They apparently also come in armored and unarmored varieties like [[Dwagons]]. They seem capable of capturing units using their gooey bodies without croaking them {{Erf|2|031}}.

===Known Users===

[[Kingdom of Faq|Faq]]

=Speculation=

They are similar to [[gwiffon]]s, though more powerful. [[Ossomer]] says that [[Jillian]] has six Megalogwiffs in [[Jetstone]] at the beginning of Book 2.{{ref| LIAB 10}} However, later in the book, there appear to be at least eight of the beasts flying above [[Spacerock]].<sup>[[LIAB 16:2]]</sup>

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[[Jillian Zamussels|Jillian]] gestures with the apple as she continues her conversation. Behind her, [[Duncan Scone|Duncan]] turns to his right to order the assembled [[flying unit|fliers]] into the air. Behind him are a few radish tents and [[gwiffon]]s.

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Category:Characters

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A character is any person or individual. Pages regarding characters may also be included in this category without having the subject of one specific person. Characters are grouped below according to several schemes followed by a list of all pages in the category arranged alphabetically.

==What constitutes a "Character"?==

To be a character three conditions must be met:
* '''A character must be a person''', or at least an empathetic animal. It must be able to act, think and feel. We must be able to empathize with it. For instance, Wanda's wardrobe isn't a character, because we wouldn't care if it were destroyed and replaced.
* '''A character must be individual in a significant way.''' For instance, Stanley's plated red dwagon is not an individual. There are (or at least could be) other red plated dwagons, and being "Stanley's" isn't a characteristic of the dwagon itself. Having a name is individual, but it may not have any significance.
* '''A character must have narrative persistence.''' The character needs to appear at more than one point in the narration. These appearances can be direct, references to the character, or new things that imply the character's existence.

===Character paraphernalia and insignificant individuals===
If, for whatever reason, there are pages with topics that are character-like or related, feel free to include them in this category, but please try to avoid adding cordwood to the taxonomies.

==By Side==

===[[CharlesComm]]===
*Ruler:
**[[Charlie]]
*Troops (all [[archons]]):
**[[Jaclyn]] (deceased, uncroaked by Gobwin Knob, destroyed)
**[[Patty]] (deceased, decrypted by Gobwin Knob)
**[[Maxene]] (deceased, decrypted by Gobwin Knob)
**[[LaVerne]] (deceased, decrypted by Gobwin Knob)
**[[Ginger]] (deceased, decrypted by Gobwin Knob)
**[[MaryAnn]] (deceased, decrypted by Gobwin Knob)
**[[Hilary]]

===[[Parson's_World|Earth]]===

*[[Ashna]]
*[[Carl]]
*[[Hamstard]]
*[[Parson Gotti]]
*[[Ross]]
*[[Takashi]]

===[[Faq]]===
*Ruler:
**[[King Banhammer]] (former, deceased)
**[[King|Queen]] [[Jillian Zamussels]] (current)
*Casters:
**[[Vanna]] ([[Turnamancer]], under contract, formerly of [[Unaroyal]])
**[[Jack Snipe]] ([[Foolamancy|Foolamancer]], former, captured by Gobwin Knob)
**[[Wanda Firebaugh]] ([[Croakamancy|Croakamancer]], former, captured Gobwin Knob)
**[[Marie Lavraie]] ([[Predictamancy|Predictamancer]]), former, living in the [[Magic Kingdom]]
*Warlords:
**[[Duncan Scone]] Level 6, captured from [[Jitterati]]
**5 [[Noble]] Warlords, 2 level 2 (likely [[Belzon]] and [[Bobtail]]), 3 level 1, one named either Danny or Dave.

===[[Gobwin Knob]]===

*Ruler:
**[[King Saline IV]] (former, deceased)
**[[Stanley the Tool]] (current)
*Casters:
**[[Sizemore Rockwell]] ([[Dirtamancy|Dirtamancer]])
**[[Maggie]] ([[Thinkamancy|Thinkamancer]])
**[[Jack Snipe]] ([[Foolamancy|Foolamancer]], Captured from Faq)
**[[Wanda Firebaugh]] ([[Croakamancy|Croakamancer]], Captured from Faq)
**[[Misty]] ([[Lookamancy|Lookamancer]], deceased)

*Warlords:
**Native (all deceased, uncroaked and destroyed):
***[[Archduke Ferdinand]]
***[[Sir Leeroy Jenkins]]
***[[Manpower the Temporary]] (former Chief Warlord)
***[[Lady Phat-Singh]]
***[[Ensign Toast]]
**Gained from [[Decrypted|decryption]]
***[[Ossomer]] (former Chief Warlord of Jetstone)
***[[Lady Sylvia Lazarus]] (formerly of Unaroyal)
***[[K.C.]] (former Chief Warlord of Unaroyal)
***[[Prince Ansom|Ansom]] (former Chief Warlord, originally from Jetstone, currently captured by Faq)
***[[Ford]] (Ranger)
***Captain [[Twenty]]
***[[Princess Cruz]] (former Heir of Unaroyal, decrypted, then destroyed)
**Other
***[[Parson Gotti]] (Chief Warlord, Summoned)

*Troops:
**[[Dwagon]]s:
***[[Banana]]
**[[Twoll]]s
***[[Zhopa]]
***[[Bogroll]] (Former Henchman, lackey to Parson Gotti, Deceased)
**[[Hobgobwin]]s:
***[[Vurp]] ([[Chief]], Knight-Class)
***[[Mung]] (henchman, deceased, possibly decrypted)

===[[Haggar]]===
*Ruler:
**[[King Dickie]]
*Warlords
**[[Captain Overpants]]
**[[Prince]] [[Sammy]]

===[[Jetstone]]===
*Ruler:
**[[King Slately]]
*Warlords:
**[[Prince]] [[Tramennis]] (current Chief Warlord)
**Duke [[Adam Antium]]
**Duke [[Lacrosse]]
**Captain [[Price]]
**[[Prince]] [[Ossomer]] (former Chief Warlord, deceased; decrypted by Gobwin Knob)
**[[Prince Ansom]] (former Chief Warlord, deceased; decrypted by Gobwin Knob)
**[[Sir Webinar]] (deceased; uncroaked by Gobwin Knob, destroyed)
**[[Dora]] (deceased; uncroaked by Gobwin Knob, destroyed)
*Casters:
**[[Cubbins]] ([[Hat Magic|Hat Magician]])
**[[Ace Hardware]] ([[Dollamancy|Dollamancer]])
**[[Lloyd]] ([[Dittomancy|Dittomancer]])
**[[Pierce]] ([[Healomancy|Healomancer]])
**[[Holly Shortcake]] ([[Dollamancy|Dollamancer]], deceased)

===[[Magic Kingdom]]===
'''Note:''' all members are casters

*[[Janis]] ([[Hippiemancy|Hippiemancer]])
*[[Ken]] ([[Dollamancy|Dollamancer]])
*[[Jeftichew]] ([[Carnymancy|Carnymancer]], formerly of Unaroyal)
*[[Bowie]] ([[Changemancy|Changemancer]], formerly of Unaroyal)
*[[Spenser]] ([[Findamancy|Findamancer]], formerly of Unaroyal)
*[[Uhura]] ([[Date-a-mancy|Date-a-mancer]])
*[[Marie Lavraie]] ([[Predictamancy|Predictamancer]]), formerly of Faq)
*[[Hubble]] ([[Lookamancy|Lookamancer]])

===[[Sofa King]]===

*Warlords:
**[[Duke Nozzle]] (Deceased, presumably Decrypted by Gobwin Knob)

===[[Transylvito]]===

*Ruler:
**[[Don King]]
**[[King County]] (deceased)

*Casters:
**[[Bunny]] ([[Thinkamancy|Thinkamancer]])

*Warlords:
**[[Vinny Doombats]]
**[[Caesar Borgata]] (Chief Warlord, Heir Designate)
**[[Al Frappacino]] (Regent of [[Aqua Velva]])
**[[Dewy Tulips]]
**[[Leather Valese]]
**[[Broadway Tony]] (deceased)

*Other:
** [[Benjamin]]: (Presumed to be a [[Moneymancy|Moneymancer]] or [[Mathamancy|Mathamancer]])

===[[Unaroyal]]===
*Ruler:
**[[Queen Bea]] (Deceased)

*Casters:
**[[Vanna]] ([[Turnamancy|Turnamancer]], now serving [[Faq]])
**[[Jeftichew]] ([[Carnymancy|Carnymancer]], residing in the Magic Kingdom)
**[[Bowie]] ([[Changemancy|Changemancer]], residing in the Magic Kingdom)
**[[Spenser]] ([[Findamancy|Findamancer]], residing in the Magic Kingdom)
**A [[Thinkamancy|Thinkamancer]] whose name and fate are unknown.

*Warlords:
**[[Princess Cruz]] (former Heir, deceased, Decrypted by Gobwin Knob, destroyed)
**[[K.C.]] (former Chief Warlord, deceased, Decrypted by Gobwin Knob)
**[[Lady Sylvia Lazarus]] (deceased, Decrypted by Gobwin Knob)

*Troops
**[[Stabber]]
***[[Wrigley]] (deceased, Decrypted by Gobwin Knob, presumed destroyed)

==By Occupation==

===[[Caster]]===

*[[Bowie]]
*[[Bunny]]
*[[Cubbins]]
*[[Ace Hardware]]
*[[Jack Snipe]]
*[[Janis]]
*[[Jeftichew]]
*[[Ken]]
*[[Maggie]]
*[[Marie Lavraie]]
*[[Misty]]
*[[Spenser]]
*[[Sizemore Rockwell]]
*[[Uhura]]
*[[Wanda Firebaugh]]
*[[Vanna]]

===[[Ruler]]===

*[[King Banhammer]] (Croaked)
*[[Queen Bea]] (Disbanded)
*[[Charlie]]
*[[King County]] (Croaked)
*[[King Dickie]]
*[[Don King]]
*[[King Saline IV]] (Croaked)
*[[Shelby the Cobra]]
*[[King]] [[Slately]]
*[[Stanley the Tool]]
*[[Jillian Zamussels]]

===[[Warlord]]===

*[[Adam Antium]]
*[[Belzon]]
*[[Bobtail]]
*[[Vinny Doombats]]
*[[Dora]]
*[[Duncan Scone]]
*[[Archduke Ferdinand]]
*Captain [[Ford]]
*[[Al Frappacino]]
*[[Parson Gotti]]
*[[Sir Leeroy Jenkins]]
*[[Lady Phat-Singh]]
*Duke [[Lacrosse]]
*[[Lady Sylvia Lazarus]]
*[[Duke Nozzle]]
*[[Captain Overpants]]
*Captain [[Price]]
*[[Manpower the Temporary]]
*[[Ensign Toast]]
*[[Broadway Tony]]
*[[Dewy Tulips]]
*Captain [[Twenty]]
*[[Leather Valese]]
*[[Sir Webinar]]
*[[Jillian Zamussels]] (former)

===[[Chief Warlord]]===

*[[Prince Ansom]] (both for Jetstone and Gobwin Knob)
*[[Caesar Borgata]]
*[[Parson Gotti]] (before and after Ansom)
*[[K.C.]]
*[[Manpower the Temporary]] (before Croaking)
*[[Prince]] [[Ossomer]]
*[[Prince]] [[Sammy]]
*[[Stanley the Tool|Stanley the Plaid]] (before becoming a Ruler)
*[[Prince]] [[Tramennis]]

===[[Chief]]===
*[[Tarfu]]
*[[Vurp]]

===[[Troops]]===
*[[Banana]]
*[[Bogroll]] (deceased)
*[[Ginger]] (decrypted)
*[[Hilary]]
*[[Jaclyn]] (destroyed)
*[[LaVerne]] (decrypted)
*[[MaryAnn]] (decrypted)
*[[Maxene]] (decrypted)
*[[Mung]] (deceased, possibly decrypted)
*[[Patty]] (decrypted)
*[[Wrigley]]
*[[Zhopa]]

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== "Add useful information" ==

This should be the mantra of all writers and editors here. It is your main purpose and guideline for what kinds of articles and information belong in this wiki. Add useful information. Err on the side of too much. If you want to add it, it's probably useful. Seriously, go to town.

== Useful to '''whom'''? Users of this Wiki!==

That's intentionally broad. In general, the more users who would benefit from the information you're adding, the better. But that is only one guideline!

An article about one obscure aspect of [[Erfworld]] that only a few people would care about is also useful! Even a deep and lengthy article on a topic that only half a dozen fans would ever care about makes the wiki better and more useful by existing than if it were not there to read.

And even an article which only the person who added it would find value in could STILL be useful, if it's something like personal reference page that you use to store information and references for future articles. But if you ''are'' the only person you could imagine getting value out of it, then consider whether it would be better if you kept it as notes on your own hard drive.

== Useful '''how'''? Understanding and enjoying Erfworld! ==

Articles that establish and explore facts about the [[story]], the [[characters]] and the [[Erfworld|world]] are the most obvious and important subjects for articles.

Articles that help establish a frame of reference for the story can also be useful.

Articles about meta-facts, such as the creators, the fans, events related to Erfworld, the history of the project, press that the project has received, etc. are also useful and should be added.

== What information '''isn't''' useful? ==

Misleading information isn't useful. Speculation that looks like fact needs to be clarified. Facts should be sourced when possible, but do not fall into the trap of classifying whole sources as off limits. Use common sense and reason. Challenge and research anything stated as fact which causes you to doubt it.

Completely irrelevant information isn't useful. But there will be a lot less of this than you think! If it has even a tangential use to fans of Erfworld, leave it in! [[Retconjuration]] is [[Naughtymancy]].

Spam isn't useful. Kill it with fire.

== What about style? ==

A consistent style is useful. But enforcing a consistent style to the detriment of the usefulness of the tool is what has killed most of [[Wikipedia|Wikipedia's]] awesome potential. So if you want to contribute your time cleaning up articles and making them clearer and more consistent, that is great! Please, please do, we need that! Just remember always that style is trumped by substance, and never hurt an article's utility in the name of improving its look and feel.

Some things you can do to improve an article:

Make it clearer to understand, because that's useful.

Improve its organization, because that's useful.

Clean out redundant information, because that's useful.

Correct the grammar, spelling and punctuation, because that's useful.

Track down sources of facts, especially facts you question. That's useful not for its own sake, but for the sake of having an article with true information in it! If the information you're looking at is unsourced, but you have no reason to doubt it, then don't worry about it. We do ''not'' need to see "'''There are five fingers on the human hand.[''citation needed'']'''" That's not helping.

In short, editors here should not get hung up on points of style. Don't give the slightest consideration to the word "encyclopedic" or anything similar. This wiki is not meant to be pretty, academic, or encyclopedic. It's meant to be comprehensive, dynamic, constructive, and helpful. If we eventually do get bogged down by trivia, then organize the trivia. Do not delete it!
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==Proposed Canon==

''"Nobody knows what's going on in this world. I guess... a few of us would like to."''

'''Strengths:''' Knowledge, Curiosity, Kindness

'''Weaknesses:''' Assertiveness, Confidence, Effectiveness

'''First Appearance:''' [[TBFGK 11]]

Sizemore is (or was) apparently a "filthy rich rock star" in the [[Magic Kingdom]]; an interesting counterpoint to his lowly status under [[Stanley the Tool]].

==Plot==

Sizemore Rockwell is a [[Dirtamancer]] in the service of [[Stanley the Tool|Lord Stanley]]. He was outside of [[Gobwin Knob]] when [[King Saline IV]] was overthrown, so he is not a [[Garrison]] unit, but had little if any combat experience before the Battle of Gobwin Knob. His main duty as the story opens is to animate [[Crap Golems|crap golems]].
Since he seems quite competent as a Dirtamancer, it's possible he may have [[level]]ed before, as a result of using his [[Unit#Natural_Abilities|special abilities]] as a [[caster]] in non-combat situations. Earlier, he bored a large number of mining tunnels in the volcanic base of Gobwin Knob, until he believed that the gems had been mined out. He had also, at some point, crafted multiple [[Soft Rock Golem]]s, [[Hard Rock Golem]]s, [[Acid Rock Golem]]s, and one [[Metal Golem]], and done a wide variety of construction jobs in the [[Magic Kingdom]].

His personality, in Gobwin Knob, was that of a meek intellectual, though he may have been much more confident and assertive when dealing with his fellow Casters in the Magic Kingdom. He has attempted to learn various types of magic, and has a basic theoretical understanding of magic in general, but has no practical ability at using any magics other than Dirtamancy. He enjoys visiting the Magic Kingdom, and listening to the intellectual debates which occur there.

Soon after [[Parson]] is summoned, Sizemore teaches him some of the basics of the Erfworld [[magic|magic system]], and teaches him about several magic items, and about the [[Thinkamancy]] [[link]]. After Stanley leaves Gobwin Knob, Parson leaves him to modify the tunnels under Gobwin Knob along with his golems.
During the tunnel battle in Gobwin Knob, Sizemore led the Gobwins and his Golems into battle, using traps and bombs to diminish the [[Jetstone]] forces swarming the tunnels. Eventually, he was cornered by [[Warlords]] [[Webinar]] and [[Dora]]. He killed both Warlords by healing an incapacitated Golem, which crushed them both. After killing the enemy commanders of the battle, Sizemore eliminated the remaining [[leadership]] and routed the tunnel invaders completely.

After the walls were pierced by the remaining [[RCC]], Sizemore was linked with [[Maggie]] and [[Wanda Firebaugh]] to [[uncroak]] the volcano that Gobwin Knob was built on. Upon successful eruption of the volcano, all of the Royal Crown Coalition was destroyed, and Sizemore managed to also use the eruption to blast valuable gems to the surface of the mountain for recovery. He claims to have learned more about the [[Terrain Type|Terrain]] around Gobwin Knob in the few minutes he was linked than he had learned in his entire lifetime. According to [[Hippiemancer]] [[Janis]], Sizemore advanced two levels during the course of the [[Battle of Gobwin Knob]].

Upon Stanley's instructions, Sizemore then upgraded the city of Gobwin Knob. He temporarily linked with Maggie in order to do this more efficiently. He is currently mining out the top layer of gems, and instructing Parson in the details of Erfworld magic. He's also gained another level, thanks to his work in rebuilding conquered cities so that they produce the same units as Gobwin Knob. He has sent out numerous parties of tunnel-capable units to search for feral [[Gobwin]]s in the tunnels underneath nearby mountain hexes. While Sizemore has located many [[Marbits]], he has yet to find a single Gobwin.

During his most recent visits to the Magic Kingdom, he has found that the political climate there is changing drastically, and that he is far less welcome than he used to be. He may experience even more hosility in the Magic Kingdom in the future, as a result of his most recent assignment, which was to build a secret tunnel under [[Portal Park]] from Gobwin Knob's [[portal]] to [[Spacerock]]'s portal.

==Relationships==

===The [[Magic Kingdom]]===

For many [[turns]], Sizemore led a double life. In [[Gobwin Knob]], he spent long, boring hours digging tunnels and working in the crap pits for an [[Overlord]] who couldn't be bothered to remember his name. He received little respect or reward for his hard work. But when he had the opportunity to visit the Magic Kingdom, things were very different. In the Magic Kingdom, his magical talents were in great demand. Many people were so eager to hire him for work he found easy and interesting that he could easily acquire all the money he wanted and still charge rates well below what people were willing to pay. He was universally respected, found it extremely easy to make friends, and he had little difficulty finding people willing to teach him about all of the different types of magic. His mastery of dirt and stone made him a "filthy rich rock star".
For Sizemore, the [[Magic Kingdom]] was his sanctuary, a place where all of the irritations and indignities of everyday life in [[Gobwin Knob]] simply vanished. Until, that is, [[Parson]] had him blow up the [[Volcano]], and everything changed.

Sizemore's new found friendships with [[Parson]] and [[Maggie]] may be going a long way to make his life in [[Gobwin Knob]] more interesting and enjoyable. But the growing realization that [[Gobwin Knob]] may actually have the power to conquer [[Erfworld]] is driving a wedge between Sizemore and all of his former friends in the [[Magic Kingdom]], with the exception of [[Janis]]. Sizemore suddenly belongs to a [[side]] whose vaulting ambitions and radical tactics are increasingly abhorrent to the [[caster]]s in the [[Magic Kingdom]]. And this growing division threatens to destroy not only the entire network of friendships Sizemore has created, but the tradition of political neutrality which the [[Magic Kingdom]] has always maintained in the past.

===[[Parson Gotti]]===

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===[[Wanda Firebaugh]]===

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===[[Janis]]===

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===[[Maggie]]===

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===[[Stanley the Tool]]===

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==Speculation==

Sizemore has a theoretical knowledge of many types of magic, but currently lacks the practical ability to effectively use any magic besides Dirtamancy, though he has been seen to use a Shockmancy scroll on one occasion. He may gain the ability to use more types of magic in the future, either because of his own advancement to a higher level, or because of his ability to link closely with Maggie. According to [[Hippiemancer]] [[Janis]], Sizemore had advanced two levels during the course of the Battle of Gobwin Knob.
There are some signs that Sizemore may be becoming more assertive, confident and effective.

Sizemore's curiosity into all forms of magic, his numerous visits to the Magic Kingdom, and his handiness and value to the other casters coupled with his dislike of fighting, his resentment over his role in the Battle of Gobwin Knob, and his general dislike of his side's current violent ascension might indicate that Sizemore would gladly be released from Gobwin Knob to become a side-less caster in the Magic Kingdom and may have strong motivations to do so kept in check only by his Duty and his faith in Janis.

==Real World References==

Sizemore's name is derived from the stage names of two members of the band [http://superbigcool.com/assrockers/ Assrockers]: Durt Sizemore and Riff Rockwell.{{WoT|1646581}}

It is also worth noting that one of the earliest [http://www.freepatentsonline.com/1449702.html/ patents] for a shovel design was given to James B. Sizemore.

It may also be poignant that he is underapreciated for his talents by Stanley and "sighs more" than a man of his ability should. His name is also an obvious pun on the term "seismic" - a term used for many things to do earthquakes.

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==History==

First Contribution: 12:15 4 November 2009 [[Descriptive Table of Contents/LIAB]]. Added page 3 of LIAB.

Total Contributions: As of 26 February 2011, 750 < total contribs </= 1000

Apparently they made me an [[Special:ListUsers/sysop|Admin]] back in September 2010 and I didn't notice until February 2011. Oops. Got a lot of stuff to catch up on.

==Stuff==

My Eyebook Username is "The 'I' in Team," a play on the quote from the [[User:Commander I. Heartly Noah|Commander]] below and the saying "There is no 'I' in Team."

My Eyebook sound is what the seagulls from the movie Finding Nemo say, because that's the voice and tone that I always imagine when I read Eyebook and Orly sound effects in the comic.

== Quotes ==

Teamwork! [[User:Commander I. Heartly Noah]]
*It's what I do! - Me

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When is a duck not a duck? When it's a geoduck!

=Fanon=
==No one in particular==
Although capable of taking to the field, No one in particular is happier working behind the scenes, tinkering here and there in an effort to ensure the best possible performance.

For all his dedication to service, No one in particular is prone to seeing [[epileptic twees#Serious|connections]] and [[epileptic twees#Silly|possibilities]] in everything, concocting [[Epileptic_twees#Bogroll.27s_not_dead.2C_he.27s_just_hiding.21|impossible scenarios]] and outcomes to the [[TBFGK_132:3|most straightforward of battles]].

Ultimately, he's willing to look any problem straight in the [[eyes]].

==The Geoduck Tribe==
The Geoducks are masters of subterfuge, confusing their enemies by specializing not in tunneling units or flying units as their name would imply, but in swimming units. Freshly popped units are given Water Wings, which can grant limited swimming capabilities to the wearer. They are allowed to keep them until gaining their third level, at which point all units undergo the Trial of SoS, where they are taken to the middle of the nearest body of water, and their Wings removed. If they can make it back to shore, they are accepted as a full member of the tribe. If they cannot, they are allowed to sink, and after a ceremony that lasts one night, are never mentioned again. If they are Casters, exceptions may be made and they can be rescued, but are sent to live in the Magic Kingdom.

===The Water Wings===
Water Wings are a closely guarded secret of the Geoduck tribe. Worn only by low level units, and never mentioned to outsiders, it is widely assumed that they are merely a primitive form of signamancy to indicate rank within the tribe. In reality, they are accessories that can grant limited swimming capabilities to all but the heaviest of units. There is only a small number in the possession of the tribe; whether this is because they are artifacts and have found no others, or magic items whose process of creation has been forgotten, the Geoducks can not (or at least will not) say.

Among those casters released to the Magic Kingdom, there is some debate whether the Water Wings were created by a Weirdomancer, a Dollamancer, or possibly a caster link of the two with a Thinkamancer.

===The Trial of SoS===
Amongst outsiders, there is some mystery surrounding the Trial. Primarily, no one who is not a Geoduck knows what SoS ''means''. There are guesses that SoS might be the founder of the tribe. Some speculate that it means Sink or Swim. Others claim it stands for Save our Stats. A few whisper that it's Scrubbing out Sponges, as a unit that can't swim would only be sponging off the limited purse of the tribe.

=Real World References=
A geoduck is a type of large saltwater clam, found primarily in the Pacific Northwest. It is pronounced gooey-duck.

Nemo is latin for "no one," so Nemo Specific literally means no one in particular.

Water Wings are a name for inflatable armbands, typically given to children learning to swim to provide extra buoyancy.

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