Siege of Spacerock

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	Jack chose to bring in a [[purple dwagon]]. Its sonic attack finished off Jetstone's remaining forces, but Jack lost control over it, had a [[fall]], and [[croaked]]. Enraged, Parson broke the king's back and asked him why he had switched capitals. The king explained that he had done it to avenge [[Ansom]] and protect Jetstone. He revealed that the capital switch was a trap, and that Charlie had come up with the idea. He gloated that the [[fire]] had gone to [[inferno]], leaving Parson with no chance to survive, and asked Parson to claim his prize. Parson threw Slately to a red dwagon, who crushed the King in its mouth.		Jack chose to bring in a [[purple dwagon]]. Its sonic attack finished off Jetstone's remaining forces, but Jack lost control over it, had a [[fall]], and [[croaked]]. Enraged, Parson broke the king's back and asked him why he had switched capitals. The king explained that he had done it to avenge [[Ansom]] and protect Jetstone. He revealed that the capital switch was a trap, and that Charlie had come up with the idea. He gloated that the [[fire]] had gone to [[inferno]], leaving Parson with no chance to survive, and asked Parson to claim his prize. Parson threw Slately to a red dwagon, who crushed the King in its mouth.

-	To undo the trap, Parson asked [[Stanley]] to switch Gobwin Knob's [[capital]] over to Spacerock. Stanley refused, and before Parson could make his case, the [[thinkagram]] was cut off. Believing the thinkagram had been cut off by Maggie's dwindling [[juice]], Parson attempted to send his message through by [[Eyebook]], transmitting that by switching capitals, it would open the portal and allow him to call Sizemore in to put out the fire. But then, Charlie finally revealed his hand. Believing Parson's [[Fate]] to have been sealed, Charlie proceeded to taunt him, saying, "I gave you a way out, Parson. You should have taken it." and urged Parson to cast the scroll Charlie sent him.	+	To undo the trap, Parson asked [[Stanley]] to switch Gobwin Knob's [[capital]] over to Spacerock. Stanley refused, and before Parson could make his case, the [[thinkagram]] was cut off. Believing the thinkagram had been cut off by Maggie's dwindling [[juice]], Parson attempted to send his message through by [[Eyebook]], transmitting that by switching capitals, it would open the portal and allow him to call Sizemore in to put out the fire. But then, Charlie finally revealed his hand. Believing Parson's [[Fate]] to have been sealed, Charlie proceeded to taunt him, saying, "I gave you a way out, Parson. You should have taken it." and urged Parson to cast the [[scroll]] Charlie sent him.
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		+	Parson began fiddling with his [[Mathamancy Bracer]] and discovered that in addition to being a [[warlord]], he was also a [[caster]] of some kind. It revealed a tiny, but non-[[zero]] chance of him casting a [[Dirtamancy]] spell to put out the fire. When asking it for the odds of casting the [[Carnymancy]] scroll Charlie sent him, the [[Titans]] used Carnymancy to tamper with it, making it say zero. But Charlie's Carnymancy allowed the true odds to flash for an instant: 98%. Feeling that he had no other choice, Parson opened the scroll, which in turn unlocked his power as a caster. But as he attempted to cast the spell, a wooden beam collapsed and left him [[incapacitated]].
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		+	After an existential moment with [[Zhopa]], Stanley came to realize that he actually ''did'' care about Parson. After some deliberation, he rushed to his [[throne]] to switch [[Gobwin Knob]]'s [[capital]] over to [[Spacerock]].

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