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Speculation

Stupid Meals are how Parson's food pops at the start of Gobwin Knob's turn.

Each Stupid Meal contains food, a toy/prize, and information on Erfworld mechanics or units.^[1]

Known Types of Stupid Meals

• Happy Meal^[2][3]
• Taco Bell Taco
• Subway Sandwich^[4]
• Breakfast Cereal^[5]

Known Toys

• 3D Glasses ^[6]
• Plastic Gauntlet^[7]
• Three parts to a Sword (Note: Each part came in it's own Stupid Meal)^[8][9][10]