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Speculation

The name Stupid Meal comes from the first Rations Parson received in Erfworld^[1]. This first meal in Erfworld was a satirical version of the McDonald's Happy Meal, and Parson liked the name so much he refers to his daily Ration as a Stupid Meal regardless of whether it is satirizing a McDonald's product^[2]. So far, Parson's Rations have all been modelled on Take Out food from fast food restaurants and have been satirically named after take out food from Earth (if we are given a name).

Stupid Meals contain food and drink, a toy, and useful information.

Known Types of Stupid Meals

Erfworld Meal	Earth Meal	Toy	Information
Stupid Meal	McDonald's Happy Meal[3]	3D Glasses	Erfworld Battle Rules
	Taco Bell Taco[4] and "Your Brand Here" Cola[5]	Mathamancy Bracer
		Sword Hilt	Gobwin Knob Troop Strength
	Subway Sandwich[6]	Sword Lower Blade	Royal Crown Coalition Makeup
Luckamancy Charms	General Foods Lucky Charms[7]	Sword Upper Blade	Abilities of Parson's Toys