The name Stupid Meal comes from the first Rations Parson received in Erfworld. This first meal in Erfworld was a satirical version of the McDonald's Happy Meal, and Parson liked the name so much he refers to his daily Ration as a Stupid Meal regardless of whether it is satirizing a McDonald's product. So far, Parson's Rations have all been modelled on Take Out food from fast food restaurants and have been satirically named after take out food from Earth (if we are given a name).
Stupid Meals contain food and drink, a toy, and useful information. It is worth noting that, while accurate, the stupid meals' "useful information" is not always complete.
Known Types of Stupid Meals
|Erfworld Meal||Earth Meal||Toy||Information|
|Stupid Meal||McDonald's Happy Meal||3D Glasses||Erfworld Battle Rules|
|Taco Bell Taco and "Your Brand Here" Cola||Mathamancy Bracer|
|Sword Hilt||Gobwin Knob Troop Strength|
|Subway Sandwich||Sword Lower Blade||Royal Crown Coalition Makeup|
|Luckamancy Charms||General Foods Lucky Charms||Sword Upper Blade||Abilities of Parson's Toys|