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| - | #{{note|SpeechFonts}}Parson's speech is represented in a different font (Maiandra GD) from the one ([http://blambot.com/font_gorillamilkshake.shtml Gorilla Milkshake]) used to represent speech by the inhabitants of [[Erfworld]]. | + | #{{note|SpeechFonts}}Parson's speech is represented in a different font ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maiandra_GD Maiandra GD]) from the one ([http://blambot.com/font_gorillamilkshake.shtml Gorilla Milkshake]) used to represent speech by the inhabitants of [[Erfworld]]. |
Revision as of 04:03, 1 June 2009
Panel 1
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A closeup view of a cluttered dresser top, the first drawer hanging open. The top of the dresser is covered in stacks of paper and a dangling graph. Atop the papers is a clock-radio, the time partly obscured but "5:18" just visible. A can of Red Bull sits beside the radio. There's a tattered poster behind the dresser with some kind of blobular cartoon character[1] on it. Toto, we're not in Erfworld anymore.[2] | [edit] |
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Radio: -with the beefcake pantyhose.
Kill the headlights, and put it in neutral.
Stock car flamin' with the loser and the cruise control.[3] | [edit] |
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A huge, chubby hand[4] lunges up and slaps the alarm clock into snooze. | [edit] |
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Radio: Baby's in Reno...
Sound: MIFF! | [edit] |
Panel 3
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The hand moves aside and cracks open the can of Red Bull. The alarm clock face is now totally visible. It reads, "5:18 PM".[5] | [edit] |
Panel 4
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A battered brown four-door car drives down a crowded freeway. There is a deep dent in the rear door. The radio is blaring loudly. | [edit] |
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Car Radio: All we wanna do is eat your brains. We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes...[6]
Bumper Sticker: JESUS SAVES He takes half damage. | [edit] |
Panel 5
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The chubby hand that turned off the alarm clock is seen again, wearing a calculator watch and steering the beater of a car. A red "check engine" light glows ominously on the dashboard. | [edit] |
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(There is no text in this panel.) | [edit] |
Panel 6
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Outside a Kinko's store, an obese figure wearing a Kinko's apron reads an issue of Dragon Magazine.[7] In front of the figure are the remains of an unhealthy-looking meal on a plain white outdoor table. | [edit] |
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The living area of an impressively unkempt apartment. Near the white-tiled entrance, the coat closet hangs open and a pile of laundry spills out, two socks spread well out onto the floor. The walls are pitted and scarred. On them hangs a poster of a fantasy babe riding a dragon, by Jamie Noguchi, and another image of the blobular cartoon character. A brown haired, greasy, overweight man sits using the computer near the posters. At his feet are two two-liter bottles of cola. Much of the room is dominated by a television, bookshelves, and collections of various console gaming systems surrounding a beanbag chair. The rest of the room is occupied by a plain brown table, on which is a small stack of books, a dustbuster, a spilled can of Mountain Dew, and a large strategy gaming board, the central feature of which is a mountain with a volcanic caldera on it. | [edit] |
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(There is no text in this panel.) | [edit] |
Panel 8
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A list of bookmarks in Internet Explorer.[9] | [edit] |
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Favorites | Tools | Help
Add to Favorites...
Organize Favorites...
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Panel 9
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A closeup on a pair of brown eyes and bushy black eyebrows, on a smooth, slightly greasy face. | [edit] |
Notes
- ^ Parson's speech is represented in a different font (Maiandra GD) from the one (Gorilla Milkshake) used to represent speech by the inhabitants of Erfworld.
