User:Commander I. Heartly Noah
Commander I. Heartly Noah is a warlord of the wandering Poleaxe tribe. He's a popular figure but an uninspiring combat leader. His dance fighting abilities are rudimentary at best. He is, however, quick & agile and can navigate various terrain.
Real World References
The Poleaxe tribe is a play on the term "Polacks" for Polish people. Noah's actual surname is Polish.
Commander I. Heartly Noah sounds like "Commander? I hardly know her!" which is a take on a classic joke.