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Proposed Canon

The Wonderful Royal Expeditionary Company of Doom, also known as the WRECD, was a band of pissant mercenaries sent forth by the bubble Side of Faq in the hopes of finding a lost Capital Site.

The company was composed of a few dozen archers and stabbers mounted on Gwiffons as well as every Warlord at King Banhammer's command. They were led to their doom by Princess Jillian Zamussels.

An ill-advised attempt to circumnavigate the Side of Haffaton led the WRECD to the discovery the apparently defenceless Haffaton City Diecast. The City was sacked but the company was anihilated as a result, slain or taken in its entirety.