Heroes of Erf
Doombatman, he's the heir Transylvito deserves, but not the one it needs right now:
Couldn't find a pun to make with the name of this one:
Captain Gobwin Knob
Too bad Gobwin Knob doesn't have access to a (potentially great) warrior stuck in an undersized body that nonetheless has a strong will to fight... Someone who would have to stay out of trouble as is. Too bad also that they aren't too keen on experimenting unorthodox procedures.
I would have done a Jetstone-version of superman, but the cannon beats me to it.
Note: user was awarded 50 Shmuckers for this post. -Rob
"The Punisher, giving you your fix of anti-heroic PAIN. May include whips." Not really a pun but an appropriate description IMO.
I got a theory that the Hammer can pull a Voltron act with Stanley."The Tool and his Hammer. Separate: they are good. Together: they are better. Combined: They. Are. TITANIC. They are GOBWIN KNOB MAN!"